This came from a Pscyh major college schoolmate. Seems there's good stuff here.
Which proverb did you like the most?
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>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
>Hemant Joshi
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>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher.
>Socrates
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>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
>Dumas
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>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a
woman want?
>Sigmund Freud
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>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
>Anonymous
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>"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
>Henny Youngman
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>"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
>Sam Kinison
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>"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
>James Holt McGavran
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>"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second
one didn't."
>Patrick Murray
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>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
>1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it ,
>2. Whenever you're right, shut up .
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>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
 
>Anonymous
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>You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to.
>Henny Youngman
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>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
>Rodney Dangerfield
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>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
>Milton Berle
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>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
>Anonymous
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>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received
a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
>Anonymous
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>First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
>Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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>SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!  hahaha
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>"Kind words can be short and easy to speak
>but their echoes are truly endless." -Mother   Teresa