Hi. im from the assholes of america and we have this really stupid
pig to rid the town of the incredibly edible evil donuts. He says
that we are not allowed to ride our skateboards on the streets
because it's against the "Ilinoiis State Law." I've looked and
looked and I can't seem to find anywhere where it would say that.
Now please send me an email at justin_johnson01@... about if
what he says is true or not and tell me where it says something to
support me and my friends.

Thanks for the supporting of The Catholic Priest (our skate company)
HAHA!