Madam was very upset about this and asked:
-'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
-Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first
is that I iron better than you .
-' Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?
-'Maria: 'The Master said so.
-'Madam: 'Oh.
-'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
-' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
-'Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam.
-'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
-' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?
-'Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.
'SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE
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