A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the
street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could ask, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and
opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

I will EAT all this s...............!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?"

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum
cleaner,
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!! !

 
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