Talking
Parrots
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have
these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They
keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?""That's terrible!" the priest
exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots
over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I
have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots
to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray
and worship."So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking
Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"One
male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible
away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"
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