the question on the tip of everyones lips has got to be ... what the hell are
you doing with miss minogue on your mp3 player in the first place???

tut le floof

kev

Quoting ravi hensman <ravihensman@...>:

>
>
> Bonjour one and all,
>
> Sorry I haven't bloggued in a while but life has been très hectic.
> So here I am in Paris, global capital of perfume, love and sarcasm.
> Working in an office, doing the commute, clocking in and out...life
> has certainly changed...although a local Turkish grocer that stocks
> WORCESTER SAUCE reminds me of the need not to get back into old
> habits. Of course everyone is dead excited about the rugby world cup
> and I'm proud to say that the Namibian team are staying in my
> neighbourhood...until they get knocked out next week. I also had a
> load of South Africa players walking past me in the street this week
> : Bryan Habana and other assorted friends speaking an amusing mixture
> of pidgin dutch and silly english.
>
> Running in Paris has hit a stumbling block. All races require a
> doctors note before they let you take part. Before I left for Paris I
> visited my GP who gave me a ten-second diagnosis that consisted of
> 'are you a smoker? no. that's ok then' but unfortunately he still
> hasn't posted my bill of good health to me. Still, running in my
> area is quite fascinating- where else can you run past a geode (like
> in the crystal maze) and an abandoned nuclear submarine? I also have
> to confess that I've regressed to running with an MP3 player- which
> slowly cooks you from within. Then it gets stuck on Kylie Minogue and
> I suddenly don't feel like running any more...
>
> I'm not saying Parisians are rude, but they have no idea how to
> queue. At the supermarché yesterday their queue-jumping was so
> blatant, I was temporarily paralysed with shock. And another thing, a
> police force should not just be a load of 12 year olds with sticks,
> and surely only Aussie cops wear baseball caps? And they can't play
> cricket....bastards...
> There's a game you play here called 'SPOT HOW MANY SCARY MEN YOU SEE
> IN A DAY'. Drunks, flashers, stoners, smelly geezers...the city is
> full of them...all rubbing shoulders with Christian Dior and
> Jean-Paul Goateeyaay- it's quite bizarrre...
>
> Have a cool term anyway - keep Andy('s) Tongue away from the lady
> freshers and don't let Pete Davis down a pint of his own urine
> without getting it on video.
> I'm off the benefit office-free money! Vive la France...
>
>
>
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>
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