Hi,

In light of recent criticism I feel that I should clarify my position:

1. The 118 pub crawl merely involves dressing up as the athletic twosome from the popular BT 118 118 adverts and jogging up Oxford Road. 

2. I may have been sick during pub golf, but I gave my all to that crawl!! I left a little part of my soul behind in OP that night...

3. I am indeed underweight- but how does that affect my ability to be social sec?  I enjoy good food and ale as much as the next man.  However, you know it's come to something when long distance runners are calling you skinny.  I'm still shocked that Dr Ben Liu trusts a service station health machine to make a medical diagnosis.

4. Kev Brydon is from Leeds- the home of Doss Toss.  His orange wardrobe is meagre compared to mine.  He also owns a bright yellow gingham dress that he wears when he's at home.  He does however, have perfect pitch when he sings the Doss club songs. 

By the way, I had some more ideas for Legends:

Jimmi Hendrix, Che Guevara, Centaur, Joan of Arc, David Brent, Boadacea, Alexander the Great, Jack the Ripper, Shaft.

However, I shotgun William Wallace (of Stirling Bridge and Braveheart fame)

See you all soon.