Hey, just wanted to have some fun and do something like the Jeff
Foxworthy "you might be a redneck" one liners. If you enjoy these
please add to them in replys.

If people think that the dive shop is having a yard sale the day
after you and your friends go down the river, you might be a
riverboarder.
If your basement, car, or garage smells of neoprene, you might be a
riverboarder.
If you get asked "are you cold" at least five times in one river
trip, you might be a riverboarder.
If people mistakenly think the Navy Seals are conducting a simulation
on the river, you might be a riverboarder.
If people ask you where your boat is when they see you don't have a
roof rack on your vehicle, you might be a riverboarder.
If people ask you if you ever hit your crotch doing that, you might
be a riverboarder.
If you get kidded for only being able to afford half a boat, you
might be a riverboarder.
If you've ever secretly plotted the death of the kayaker in front of
you, who showed you a line that was good except for the fact that it
was shallow, you might be a riverboarder.
If you have gotten used to answering when asked "what in the heck is
that," you might be a riverboarder.
If rain seems like a good thing, you might be a riverboarder.
If your wetsuit has chunks missing out of it, or has more neoprene
sealent on it than material, you might be a riverboarder.
If people look terrifed as you approach a rapid and suprised when you
clean it, you might be a riverboarder.