Got some free time on Tuesdays and Thursdays this February?

Know how to tell the difference between a swilly throw and a drop?

I will be repeating my position as co-Director/Official Scorer for the
Competitive League. I need someone to join me on the sidelines to
assist in fantasy scoring and judging mid-line position on potential
2-point throws. You'll do one game each night, I'll do the other one.

I'm accepting applications for this position starting now. I'll keep
the position open until after NYF, at which point I (and Mr. Polakis,
the *real* League Director) will select from among the applicants.

The Ideal Candidate will:

- Be one of the hot VOTS women, sidelined by some minor injury that
prevents her from playing Competitive League but doesn't diminish her
attractiveness or her saucy sideline repartee.

- Ok, this is really an equal opportunity position. Guys, you can apply
too. Although Shawn as an advantage due to how great he looks in a
tight leather outfit.

- MUST have a sense of humor and be willing to use it to survive the
verbal assaults that will come your way from league participants whose
mental image of their skill far outstrips its physical counterpart.

- Must be willing and able to make swift judgement calls during play.
No mamby-pamby, feel-good, everyone-is-trying-hard attitudes here. If
it wasn't complete, it was somebody's fault. It's your job to
apportion blame or reward hot play.

Apply by e-mail. Explain why this position BELONGS to you. Get this
job the old fashioned way... EARN it.

jt



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Jim Tolar | Phone : (480) 814-4507
SOC Mixed-Signal | Email : James.Tolar@...
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