HAS ANYONE STARTED TO PUT UP THEY'RE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?

I HAVE AND MY NEIGHBOR HAS, I SEE A FEW DOWN THE STREET WHICH REMINDS
ME IT'S GONNA BE A GRAND CHRISTMAS.

A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and
started bantering back and forth about male / female issues. They
talked about who was better in certain sports, who were the better
entertainers, etc. The flirting continued for more than an hour when
the topic of sex came up. So they got into an argument about who
enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you
think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

He then went on for several hours arguing his point, even going so
far as to ask other men in the bar for their opinions. The woman
listened quietly until the man was finished making his point.
Confident in the strength of his argument, the man awaited her
response.

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about
this - When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and
wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better - your ear or
your finger?

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I think kids have a great way with words.
what do you think?
here is some examples I came across,

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the
chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to
marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're
stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
--Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get
married.
--Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at
the
same kids.
--Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
--Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. --Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
--Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone
to clean up after them.
--Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8

"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10

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HOUSTON at BUFFALO - Both Teams lost last week, but Houston is
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ST. LOUIS at CHICAGO - The Rams should be all over the bears on this
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KANSAS CITY at CINCINNATI - Can you say TOUCHDOWN? But are you sure
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ARIZONA at CLEVELAND - Wellllllllllllllll - Who cares, I will give it
to you anyway.

JACKSONVILLE at TENNESSEE - This could be an interesting Match-Up, so
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BALTIMORE at MIAMI - I don't think the Dolphins have a clue, but
stranger things have happened.

ATLANTA at NEW ORLEANS - The Saints are all rested up now, and the
Falcons are Hitting on all cylinders.

NY GIANTS at PHILADELPHIA - We are all pretty comfortable with the
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WASHINGTON at CAROLINA - OOOOOOOOO BABY! I can't wait to give you my
pick on this one.

NY JETS at INDIANAPOLIS - The Jets are Hot & the Colts need to
rebound, look for a close call.

SAN DIEGO at DENVER - The Chargers are not hearing a word the Broncos
are saying. The don't need to listen. I don't think.

MINNESOTA at OAKLAND - 2 Losing teams in week 10, someone has to step
up.

DETROIT at SEATTLE - The Lions DO win games, so the Seahawks better
be on they're game.

GREEN BAY at TAMPA BAY - The Buccanneers should have no problem with
this game, someone needs to run into Bret's thumb. LOL!

DALLAS at NEW ENGLAND - I really like this late game, and if things
go like I think they will, the score board wil light up.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - I will be trying to go 8 Wins 3 Losses!

PITTSBURGH at SAN FRANCISCO - Another hard one to call. But I will
call it. Stay tuned.

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This will be an exciting game and possibly one of the highest scoring
games this week.

Look for The Packers to give the Vikings a run for they're money. But
also look for the Vikings to capatalize. I see this score to be:

GREEN BAY 31 vs MINNESOTA 35

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Attentiion, Is there any Vikings fans in Oakland?, if yes, are we
going to Vikings and Raiders game, on November 16?. Thanks

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Hi nancy um I have never been to a game before but after the game there is alot
of people. I would check online to see if there are any tickets talk to you
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Hi,

I am a transplanted Vikings fan living in NJ.  My husband and I are
planning on going to a Vikes home game in December (probably the
Seahawks game - fly in on the 6th, fly out on the 7th), and have a
few questions about the Metrodome.

Typically, how cold is it in the dome in December?  I assume that it
is somewhat climate controlled, but is the ambient temp in the 50s or
the 70s or somewhere in between?  :-) I lived in Duluth for almost 8
years as a kid (it is the first place I remember living) and the
snow/cold doesn't bother either of us - just want to know what to
pack.

It looks as if we will be getting upper deck tix - how good/bad is
the view from up there?  From the one or two pix I have seen it
doesn't look that bad - but pictures can be deceiving.  If the view
is that bad, we may just spring for lower deck tix.

After the game ends, we have to go directly to the airport.  How bad
is post game traffic, and about how long will it take us to get to
the airport?  Is public transportation feasible?  Or should we just
rent a car for the two days?

I appreciate ANY and ALL help offered.  I look forward to hearing
from other Vikes fans.

Nancy

PS - don't suppose anyone is looking to sell their tickets for the
Seahawks game, are they :-)

DEROIT 7 vs CHICAGO 14 - a low scoring Event with the Bears just
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give this one away.
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NY GIANTS 11 vs MINNESOTA 14 - The Giants could make this a horrible
low scoring event with Defense, but the Vikings have too many weapons
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If I have a ticket in, is it easy to sneak into
the unoccupied seat of my choice?

Also, are there usually people outside
the Metrodome selling tickets at a discount?
(ie:  In San Diego, you can get a ticket on
game day for about 25 - 30% less than face)

Please advise via email or via PM.
Thank you.

Anyone have just 1 ticket that they
need to unload?

San Diego Viking fan is heading
back for my first ever game at the
Metrodome.

Hoping to sit with some good people
in the lower section.

Thank you  & GO VIKES!

Hey Guys & Gals -

              I really have to have someone purchase these tickets for
the Jags Game. I had to purchase these tickets, so I could get the
Packer Game (How's this not Illegal?) Blackmail for pre-season
tickets! I live in Tallahassee, FL & would hate to see these tickets
go to waste. Please Email me privately off the list & I'll give you
details. I'm willing to take a loss on these tickets.

2 - Section 209, row 13, seats 7-8
&
1 - Section 107, row 11, seat 21

Thanks,
        Ken

I sell and trade football games off the radio on either audio
cassettes or reels. In my collection there are about 600 from 1939 to
the present. If anyone is interested in seeing what I have to offer,
please write to radiosigs@.../ I will not put any other
details on this board because I respect the rules concerning spam.
Once again, if interested, then I ask that YOU contact me for
details. If not, then thanks for your time and may your favorite team
have a winning 2003-04 season.

I've got some Pre-Season Tickets to the Jags @ Minnesota Vikings

  Email me Off the LIST, if your interested. Unfortunatly, I can't
make this Game. I'm not a Broker & I'm only looking to sell these to
someone who'll use them. Ticket price + Postage is all I'm asking.
Let me know your a list member!


Aug. 9th 2003
  2 together
  Section 209, row 13, seats 7-8
$147 + Postage to you.

  &

Aug. 9th 2003
  1 closer
  Section 107, row 11, seat 21
$98 + Postage to you.

I'd like to sell them to the same person, but Whatever will work.

Please Guys & Gals I need to have someone use these tickets!


Thanks so much!
  - Ken
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I've got some Pre-Season Tickets to the Jags @ Minnesota Vikings

Email me if your interested. Unfortunatly I can't make this Game. I'm
not a Broker & I'm only looking to sell these to someone who'll use
them. Ticket price+Postage is all I'm asking.

Aug. 9th 2003
2 together
Section 209, row 13, seats 7-8

1 closer
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