If you've seen this already, enjoy again.. if not.. here's a good laugh!
"I'm out of shape"
Translation: I ride 400 miles a week and haven't missed a day since the
Ford administration. I replace my 11-tooth cog more often than you wash
your shorts. My body fat percentage is lower than your mortgage rate.

"I'm not into competition. I'm just riding to stay in shape"
Translation: I will attack until you collapse in the gutter, babbling
and whimpering. I will win the line sprint if I have to force you into
oncoming traffic. I will crest this hill first if I have to grab your
seat post and spray energy drink in your eyes.

"I'm on my beater bike"
Translation: I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using
composites blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it
disappeared.
It weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce.

"It's not that hilly"
Translation: This climb lasts longer than a presidential campaign. Be
careful on the steep sections or you'll fall over -- backward. You have
a 39x23 low gear? Here's the name of my knee surgeon.

"This is a no-drop ride"
Translation: I'll need an article of your clothing for the search-and-
rescue dogs.

"It's not that far"
Translation: Bring your passport AND THE EVER POPULAR CLASSIC – "IT'S ABOUT
A 3 HOUR TOUR":

Translation: Check on your life insurance policy and leave a parting
note to your loved ones.

--
Raja Lahti-McMahon

http://rajalahti.blogspot.com
http://www.lahtidressage.com
http://www.topnotchleather.net
http://lahtiphotos.blogspot.com


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