**LOL**

Thanks,

I have to smile because in all of my time in martial
arts, the majority of those things listed has happend
to me.

Mel
--- salliena2002 <salliena2002@...> wrote:
>
> Hello Everyone,
> This is my first post and in honor of St. Patty's
> day would like to
> share this.
>
>
> Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts
>
> The wimp who made it through the eliminations on
> luck alone will
> suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against
> him.
>
> The referee will always be looking the other way
> when you score.
>
> You will have trouble with the ties on your dobok
> pants when
> members of the opposite sex are in class.
>
> The day you leave work early to make it to class on
> time,
> the instructor will be sick.
>
> The instructor will only use you during
> demonstrations for
> joint-locking techniques.
>
> If you have to use your training in self-defense,
> your attacker's father will be a lawyer.
>
> After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on
> your way back
> to your seat.
>
> After years of training without a single injury, you
> will pull
> a groin muscle the night before your black belt
> exam.
>
> In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other
> person will
> have the locker right next to yours.
>
> No matter how many times you take care of it before
> your
> promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to
> the bathroom
> when it's your turn.
>
>
> Sal
>
>
>
>
>



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