scary that several of these are actually true!



Heather Rosso
her_liberty@...
ne te quesavaris extra
As the pattern gets more intricate & subtle, being swept along is no longer
enough.

--- On Mon, 7/6/09, Kevin Kunkel <konakev29@...> wrote:


From: Kevin Kunkel <konakev29@...>
Subject: [Tri RATS] "You know you are a traithelete when..." from the August
issue of Triathlete magazine
To: "list serve" <trirats@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Monday, July 6, 2009, 2:48 PM


I thought some of these were pretty new and pretty good.  Some are pretty
scary:

From Melanie McQuaid:
*

   - Your bedtime is that of a preschooler.
   - Compression garments have made their way into your business attire.
   - You have no problem disrobing in public. Dittoto spitting and blowing
   your nose without a napkin or handkerchief.
   - You are willing to tattoo a business logo onto your skin, permanently.
   - You know the weight of each bolt on your bike but can’t find the
   oil-measuring stick thingy for your car.
   - You come back to work after vacation exhausted and needing more time
   off.
   - Laundry day is when you run out of workout clothes.
   - You plan your wedding for the winter to accommodateyour race schedule
   and those of your guests.
   - You smell permanently of chlorine and your hair is tinged
   ever-so-slightly green.*

From Linsey Corbin:

   - *You check your e-mail/Twitter/Facebook account while wearing your
   cycling kit and a helmet.*
   - *Your breakfast, lunch and dinner consist of Clif/Power/name-your-brand
   bars, all consumedwhile moving at a fast speed.*
   - *It only takes one beer and your quads go tingly.*

From Brent McMahon:


   - *Spandex isn’t tight enough.

*From Samantha McGlone:

   - *Your bike on the roof rack doubles the price of your car.*
   - *You can use the word “fartlek” in a sentence without giggling.*

From Jasper Blake:


   *
   - You wear a wetsuit in the pool.
   - You sleep with a heart rate monitor on.
   *

From Katya Meyers:

   *
   - You have downloaded powertap files while at a dinner party.
   - You’re either swimming, biking or running in your Facebook profile
   picture.
   - You have no idea when your friend’s birthday is, but you can list her
   run splits from her last three races.

*
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With Regards:

Kevin Kunkel


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