I thought some of these were pretty new and pretty good. Some are pretty
scary:

From Melanie McQuaid:
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- Your bedtime is that of a preschooler.
- Compression garments have made their way into your business attire.
- You have no problem disrobing in public. Dittoto spitting and blowing
your nose without a napkin or handkerchief.
- You are willing to tattoo a business logo onto your skin, permanently.
- You know the weight of each bolt on your bike but can’t find the
oil-measuring stick thingy for your car.
- You come back to work after vacation exhausted and needing more time
off.
- Laundry day is when you run out of workout clothes.
- You plan your wedding for the winter to accommodateyour race schedule
and those of your guests.
- You smell permanently of chlorine and your hair is tinged
ever-so-slightly green.*

From Linsey Corbin:

- *You check your e-mail/Twitter/Facebook account while wearing your
cycling kit and a helmet.*
- *Your breakfast, lunch and dinner consist of Clif/Power/name-your-brand
bars, all consumedwhile moving at a fast speed.*
- *It only takes one beer and your quads go tingly.*

From Brent McMahon:


- *Spandex isn’t tight enough.

*From Samantha McGlone:

- *Your bike on the roof rack doubles the price of your car.*
- *You can use the word “fartlek” in a sentence without giggling.*

From Jasper Blake:


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- You wear a wetsuit in the pool.
- You sleep with a heart rate monitor on.
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From Katya Meyers:

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- You have downloaded powertap files while at a dinner party.
- You’re either swimming, biking or running in your Facebook profile
picture.
- You have no idea when your friend’s birthday is, but you can list her
run splits from her last three races.

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With Regards:

Kevin Kunkel


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