I have a few corrections:

1. Baseball players would be paid normal wages. And
Steinbrenner would be hung by his toes from the empire
state building.

2. A time warp would turn the coloseum back to brand
new.

3. That same time warp would bring back Eck, Catfish,
and La Russa.

4. Barry Bonds never existed.



--- arlene l safer <alsafer@...> wrote:
> Don't take this too seriously, this all came to my
> head when I was
> watching the A-Rod/ Yankee conference...
>
> So to continue on....
>
> In a perfect A's fan world.....
>
> 1. We would have new owners or still have our same
> owners and they would
> get us a new ballpark in Fremont! :) (OK maybe in
> Oaktown) :)
>
> 2. The owners would realize that they do after all
> have the money to
> spend to keep all of our great players and the
> players get really great
> pay raises.. (I mean it is all about the money now,
> forget the love of
> the game.)
>
> 3. We would have the new ballpark, players would
> have great raises and
> we would not have to worry now about losing Chavez,
> Ziot, Huddy, Mulder
> or anyone else.
>
> 4. We would be able to match the yanks and start
> making even bettter
> negotiations for great players. BRING BACK MIGGY
> and RAMON!!! :)
>
> 5. Those Damn yanks would have never had signed
> A-ROD today cause I hate
> to say this those Yanks now have a SLUG FEST OF A
> TEAM! I mean they have
> Gary Scheffield, Giambi (Ok I know he has been in a
> slump) they have
> Jeter, Bernie WIlliams and now the all mighty A-ROD.
> :( BUT hehe they
> lost Alfonso Soriano to the Rangers, but once again
> they do have A-Rod...
> ESPN is calling this team of Yanks the team to try
> to beat.
>
> That is all for now.. Like I said I was just having
> a little fun while I
> was watching A-Rod become a Yank.
>
> Arlene :)
>
>
>
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