Sticks and stones can brake bones, but so can calling me Gay! Alright the Donkey is back.
But the real reason I didn't want to do it this year is that I just don't have time to operate
the highly unstable Stats Machine 2000 v2. I've been looking for a volunteer to do it this
year and McGuinness, the squeaky wheel gets the oil! I'll hook you up with the Level 7
clearance you'll need to do the job. Everyone check out the new poll for fall cup Donkey.

By the way, I'd like to make a public apology to everyone whose name I misspelled last
year (Tim and Mick in Particular).

Mick... see you in Shanghai with or without my passport. I know some lads, with stained
teeth and 40NT shoes, who get shit done. What's a week in a crate when there's GAA on
the line?! Fucking GAA!!!

--- In theceltsfc@yahoogroups.com, david mc guinness <daithimcguinness@...> wrote:
>
> Heard a rumor going around the Chairman maybe getting over turned, due mainly to his
complete Gayness.I quote "because we're going to focus on the positives this year".
> Bring back the Golden Donkey.
>
>
> "Chair, The" <kevinmbeyer@...> wrote:
> Alright Lads,
>
> The results are in and we have the first result for 2006-2007 season.
>
> With 21% of the votes, the new left foot, Stew is the first star.
>
> Steve S follows with 16% and Kev B next with 14%.
>
> So, if you click on 'database' on the left you can look for '2006-2007 Season' you can
track
> the stats for the year. This year we've added a tip of the hat to our keepers (and
> inadvertently... defenders) with the 'clean sheet' stats. Something else new, we've done
away
> with the Golden Donkey award. Not because last year's winners were worried about
> repeating, but because we're going to focus on the positives this year. Don't worry,
you'll still
> be able to stick it to someone with a vote for the Donkey at the end of the year.
>
> Speaking of last year's awards... according to the stats Morgan and Kev B shared the
Donkey.
> Kev B nicked Mick by a goal or two for the Golden Boot (notice a defender won the
golden
> boot... terrible!!!! We'd better not have this problem this year).
>
> So there it is. We've begun!
>
>
>
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