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HAPPY NEW YEARS 2005 Lynnie!!! You've been PUNKED by the 3 Amigos and
Unca whatshisname.....hehehehe....lolololo!!!
Come to BELMAR Caligal SEE YA in 2005 AVP !!!!

:>p~

JOKE
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope, sorry ..three-wish genies are a story-tale
myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable!
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun,
likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and
gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good man."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me
see that freakin' map again."