"The voices in my head say they don't like you."

"I can't date you. You don't match my cat."



--- In stocktonfencingclub@yahoogroups.com, "goflythis"
<goflythis@...> wrote:
>
> As I have mentioned Quaker Bridge Mall has a speed-dating thing
going
> on this week. I don't know who actually expects to meet the love of
> their life at one of these things, but I think it could be very
> entertaining.
>
> "So how much dating experience have you had?"
>
> "Do you have a resume?"
>
> "I can't be in a relationship with anyone who wears a size 11 shoe.
> It is against my religious beliefs."
>
> "Do you have references from your previous girlfriends?"
>
> "I am sorry; I don't date people whose favorite color is green."
>
> And I like Bruce's, "do you have proof of income?"
>
>
>
> What lines can you guys think up of?
>