As I have mentioned Quaker Bridge Mall has a speed-dating thing going
on this week. I don't know who actually expects to meet the love of
their life at one of these things, but I think it could be very
entertaining.

"So how much dating experience have you had?"

"Do you have a resume?"

"I can't be in a relationship with anyone who wears a size 11 shoe.
It is against my religious beliefs."

"Do you have references from your previous girlfriends?"

"I am sorry; I don't date people whose favorite color is green."

And I like Bruce's, "do you have proof of income?"



What lines can you guys think up of?