i was looking online for shirt ideas and i found some funny fencing
sayings on this forum.
here is the link. below i have some of the sayings. i like the last
one. just thought i would share them with you
http://www.fencing.net/forums/fencing-discussion/13032-favorite-
fencing-sayings-print.html

Foil is Art, Sabre is Theater, Epee is Truth;

"Stupidity Should be Painful"


"Epee is bad foil done well.

Perseus holding Medusa's head. The caption read "Screw
right of way, I got the touch!"

"Fencing, a whole new way to cut carbs"


"Foil/Sabre's easy. Just hit them on target with right
of way."
"Epee's easy. Just stab the other person before they
stab you."


"Will fence for food."



"Epee, for those too lazy to learn the rules."

"Foil, for those too lazy to guard the other two
thirds of their bodies."

"Sabre, for those that just don't get the point."