I just heard a rumor that the Board of Trustees at San Diego State has
issued a revamped tuition schedule for the fall semester in order to prevent
a repeat of yesterday's arrest of 75 students for drug trafficking and
possession.

Regular tuition $3,000
Tuition Plus $4,000 (includes marijuana)
Tuition Plus Ultra $5,000 (includes Plus benefits along with 4 Ecstasy
pills/month and free introduction seminar on Methamphetamine usage)
Tuition Plus Elite $15,000 (include Plus Ultra benefits along with a monthly
coke allowance and unlimited straws)
Tuition Plus Elite Ultra $25,000 (includes unlimited drug use and free rehab
after graduation)

Jon

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