Under the true (unwritten) rules of Scottish Football each league ahead plus
fulltime footy is worth a goal.

Therefore 1 premier 1 First 1 Second. Then 1 for fulltime status.

So a Premier league team has to score 5 to beat a Third Division team.

As the Old Firm are over sponsored, supported by every cunt in Scotland and
get money from other sources like Buckingham palace and the Vatican they have
to score 1 more.

Point being we therefore won 1-0.

See you next week at the Rock. Well see 25% of you, the rest will be back
doing what you normally do on a Saturday.


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