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Al least Dorrell got rid of all those handicapped players on the team.
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At least we don't have anybody named O.J. ! Don't forget that ucla stands for... yoU Clowns Lose Again. Sorry , meat. ----- Original Message ---- From: Steve Brink To: JOHN GILLETTE Sent: Tuesday, December 4, 2007 3:45:18 PM Subject: [sgvbaseballumps] Fw: UCLA Q & A Thought you needed to see this John, -------Original Message----- -- From: Sherwood Kingsley, CPA Date: 12/4/2007 8:29:28 AM To: Undisclosed- Recipient: , Subject: Fw: UCLA Q & A Q. What do the UCLA football team and a possum have in common? A. They both play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q. How do you keep a Bruin out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a UCLA player with a BCS Championship ring? A. A thief. Q. What do UCLA and Billy Graham have in common? A. They can both make 80,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ!” Q. What do you call 63 people watching the BCS championship game on TV? A. The UCLA football team. Q. How many Bruins does it take to win the BCS championship? A. No one will ever know. Q. Why doesn’t Beverly Hills have a Division I football team? A. Then Westwood would want one. Q. Whats the difference between the Bruins and a dollar bill? A. You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How do you get a UCLA graduate off your porch? A. Pay him for the pizza. -- Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.16.13/1170 - Release Date: 12/4/2007 10:52 AM | |||
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