Don't admit to being a true BRUIN if you found that funny!

BRUIN STUD


>From: "Jason Call" <jascall@...>
>Reply-To: sgvbaseballumps@yahoogroups.com
>To: sgvbaseballumps@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: Re: [sgvbaseballumps] Fw: UCLA Q & A
>Date: Tue, 4 Dec 2007 16:00:40 -0800
>
>I have to admit that was very funny.
>
>On 12/4/07, Steve Brink <steve.brink@...> wrote:
> >
> > Thought you needed to see this John,
> >
> >
> >
> > *-------Original Message-------*
> >
> > *From:* Sherwood Kingsley, CPA <skingsleycpa@...>
> > *Date:* 12/4/2007 8:29:28 AM
> > *To:* Undisclosed-Recipient:,
> > *Subject:* Fw: UCLA Q & A
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Q. What do the UCLA football team and a possum have in common?
> > A. They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
> > Q. How do you keep a Bruin out of your yard?
> > A. Put up a goal post.
> > Q. What do you call a UCLA player with a BCS Championship ring?
> > A. A thief.
> > Q. What do UCLA and Billy Graham have in common?
> > A. They can both make 80,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus
> > Christ!"
> > Q. What do you call 63 people watching the BCS championship game on
>TV?
> > A. The UCLA football team.
> > Q. How many Bruins does it take to win the BCS championship?
> > A. No one will ever know.
> > Q. Why doesn't Beverly Hills have a Division I football team?
> > A. Then Westwood would want one.
> > Q. Whats the difference between the Bruins and a dollar bill?
> > A. You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
> > Q. How do you get a UCLA graduate off your porch?
> > A. Pay him for the pizza.
> >
> >
> >
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