The BRUIN offense sucked on an overall basis during Dorrell's tenure. No
argument there! Last Saturday epitomized that. So with all those "cute" one
liners - tell ME what the hell is so impressive about that vastly superior,
far greater talented team of scum over on Figueroa????? Tell ME!! I'm still
waiting to be impressed these last two years!! Give the BRUINS a semblance
of an offense and you ain't going to be sending those cutesy one liners!
That was a trememdous display of offense your "great" suc ass troshits put
on last Saturday. Bottom line - you won! Enjoy. Dorrell's gone. Be careful!

BRUIN STUD


>From: Frank Villar <fjvillar@...>
>Reply-To: sgvbaseballumps@yahoogroups.com
>To: sgvbaseballumps@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: Re: [sgvbaseballumps] Fw: UCLA Q & A
>Date: Tue, 4 Dec 2007 16:01:45 -0800 (PST)
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>Don't forget that ucla stands for...
> yoU Clowns Lose Again.
>Sorry , meat.
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>----- Original Message ----
>From: Steve Brink <steve.brink@...>
>To: JOHN GILLETTE <sgvbaseballumps@yahoogroups.com>
>Sent: Tuesday, December 4, 2007 3:45:18 PM
>Subject: [sgvbaseballumps] Fw: UCLA Q & A
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>Thought you needed to see this John,
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>From: Sherwood Kingsley, CPA
>Date: 12/4/2007 8:29:28 AM
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>Subject: Fw: UCLA Q & A
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>Q. What do the UCLA football team and a possum have in common?
>A. They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>Q. How do you keep a Bruin out of your yard?
>A. Put up a goal post.
>Q. What do you call a UCLA player with a BCS Championship ring?
>A. A thief.
>Q. What do UCLA and Billy Graham have in common?
>A. They can both make 80,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ!”
>Q. What do you call 63 people watching the BCS championship game on TV?
>A. The UCLA football team.
>Q. How many Bruins does it take to win the BCS championship?
>A. No one will ever know.
>Q. Why doesn’t Beverly Hills have a Division I football team?
>A. Then Westwood would want one.
>Q. Whats the difference between the Bruins and a dollar bill?
>A. You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
>Q. How do you get a UCLA graduate off your porch?
>A. Pay him for the pizza.
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