I'm sorry if this is getting posted multiple times, I don't see my
post showing up at all and I really want to make sure everyone sees
this.

Apologies to Ham, Kings, and to anyone else who was offended by the
writeup, this was supposed to be a humorous and mostly fictitious
write up intedned only for LSE's team. After every match we have
someone write up a report that's supposed to get a laugh or two from
the rest of the team. I realize that the articles lately, especially
this article, have been quite offensive. However, they aren't meant
to be taken seriously, and moreover they aren't intended for anyone
else besides the LSE team (since the e-mail was only sent to the
team). Of course, that doesn't excuse the fact that they are
offensive, and I sincerely apologize for that, especially to Ham and
Kings. We'll make sure that subsequent e-mails to our team are clean
and not offensive.

Again, I apologize for my actions, and I hope that anyone who was
offended by the article realizes it wasn't meant to be taken
seriously by any means. It's a joke that was supposed to be for the
LSE team only, and a very poor one at that. We will take every step
in the future to ensure that no one is offended by our team's e-
mails. If there is anything else that I or the LSE team can do to
make ammends, please let me know.

I am deeply sorry,

- Anand