The Bikers Prayer

Our Cyclist, Who are in Le Tour,
Hallowed be thy Wheels.
Thy King of the Mountains Come,
Thy Field Sprints be Done,
On the Flat Stages as They are in the Time Trials.
Give Us this Day thy Daily Musette,
And Forgive Us if We Know Not Your Place,
As We Forgive Those Who Know Nothing of Our Sport.
Lead Us Not into Positive Drug Tests
and Deliver Us From All Cancelled Stages.
AMEN