PLEASE stop spamming the list!

Moderator - this is the second occurrence of off-topic posting from that
address. I make a motion for banishment.

On Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 2:35 PM, <R.Turpen@...> wrote:

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> TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
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> 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
> God and I didn't.
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> 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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> 3.Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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> 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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> 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
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> 6.You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
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> 7.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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> 8.Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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> 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
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> 10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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> 11.NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
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> 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
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> 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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> 14.Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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> 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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> 16.Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
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> 17.Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
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> 18.Procrastinate Now!
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> 19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
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> 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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> 21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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> 22.Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
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> 23.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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> 24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
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> 25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
> times the memory.
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> 26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
> pig.
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> 27.The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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> 28.The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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> 29.I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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