Hello friends,

I just wanted to add on to Pete's "cleverly" written email inviting you to
the party going on this Friday the 8th. And just to clarify a few
things...I am turning 27, no presents are needed (but your presence is
requested), and I do like girls. Just letting everyone know. So hopefully
some or all of you can make it if even for just a little while. And
remember, the playscape is still up and ready to be swung on and slid down.
So if you're looking for a good time, come on by.

See you then,

craig


hey everybody. well, it's hard to believe it's already been a year since
craig turned the big 3-0. it's gone by pretty quickly and now it's time to
celebrate again. since he was relatively harmless this past year (and since
his "ha ha, i'm just kidding, i'm not really gay, why does everybody always
say that?" arguments are getting less and less convincing), we've decided
that this year, we're going to throw him a BOY/GIRL PARTY!!! that's right -
boys and girls, men and women, birds and bees of all ages, shapes, and sizes
together in one place where there may or may not be dim lighting, music,
dancing, alcohol... maybe even a little spin-the-bottle or seven minutes of
heaven (or five minute max). as usual, we will provide the beer, a place to
crash, and the video cameras. you'll have to bring the rest (that means
bring your own liquor, food, toilet paper, etc.). remember guys, this might
be your big chance to meet that special little girl, so plan on staying late
so she'll be nice and drunk and won't care what you look like. girls, this
could be your big chance to make your move, too, so make sure you look
really nice or i might make you wait at the end of the line. oh yeah, the
party will be friday nov. 8, starting around 6:30 and ending sometime sunday
with a short break to go downtown saturday night. pass on this invitation
to as many people as you'd like, and let me know if you think you'll be able
to make it. hope to see you all there.


call for more information:
pete 512-657-4566
craig 512-635-4324
paul 512-740-5178