"America's Email".......ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS ON THE WAY UP.....THEY WILL
HELP BREAK THE FALL ON THE WAY DOWN... ~ WELCOME To the weekend Field of
Dreams..Your Friends meter... please check out the all new updated!! Peninsula
Baseball Hall of Fame www.peninsulabaseballhalloffame.com Many of you are
inductees.. And Now my GodSister SHERRIE KIRBY
Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the
back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card
had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was
naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A
cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass it on!
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Thanks Sherrie!! Be Safe..Be PROUD AMERICANS...And NEVER let Go like that Evil
...Cold...Calculating....Tart "Rose"...did to "Jack" in "Titanic"..... "Sic
Semper Tyrannis"..Let's Roll!!
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