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Field of Dreams Today - Monday March 5, 2007   Message List  
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"America's Email"....Today by SHERRIE KIRBY

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off
the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned
the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they
said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an
officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to
30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them
all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance
showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to ! George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT...


Let's Roll!!


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