What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

Guy Fawkes Day Celebration

Monday's run number 411 on 5 th November will be hosted by Flushlight and Joyful. The run will be at there hole in Thigiri Crescent and will be celebrating Guy Fawkes Day!!

Directions

From Westlands take Peponi road and go on past Spring Valley shopping on left. Afew metres on turn right into Thigiri Ridge road, this road curves several times and you will then spot Thigiri road on the left. Go through the barrier and straight on past the first turn on your left. Turn left at second road - Thigiri Crescent. The hares hole is 2nd gate on left. See on gate - Beware of everything!!!!

From Limuru Rd. , turn up Red Hill road to Thigiri Ridge road - Follow the above directions there on.

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ON ON!!