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Below some polite gibberish from Fat Wad.
In short: you better join a party thrown by Scalded Cock & Hot Twat, who thought it was necessary to marry.
On 6th October in Lavington and bring some wine please.
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Dear Wankers,
As a temporary appointed ambassador of Scalded Cock and Hot Twat (Greg & Libby for those not familiar) it is with hash shit stress that I have been asked to extend to you a hash marriage celebration invitation to the ONH hashers.
Hiccup.
This is a real shit Hash respect honour for me, hiccup, to do and will wankingly, bu-u-urp, be a happy moment for the newly shit married couple to see us there.
Bouiaa…
Please find attached invitation and map.
ON ON
FAT F*****G WAD