Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.

Why do dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!

NEXT WEEKS RUN NUMBER 405 ON 24TH SEPTEMBER  WILL BE  HOSTED BY THE DUO SANDY CRACK & HANGLOOSE.  THIS WILL BE AT SANDY CRACK'S HOLE IN SPRING VALLEY.

DIRECTIONS:

From Westlands: Take Lower Kabete Rd, go right onto Peponi Rd. and follow
until Mobil petrol station turns up on the left. Immediately after Mobil
turn left onto Spring Vally Rd.

Pass through chain barrier (when chain is lowered..) go over three speed
bumps and find Bendera Lane on the right a little over halfway down Spring
Valley Rd. Make a right onto Bendera Lane, go down the hill. The road will
bear to the left - stop - this is where you should look for parking. Then
follow directions for no8 i.e. onto a small dirt road on the right. At the
end, choose green electric fence gate on the left, pass the horse field
and you are at Sandy Crack's hole.

ON ON!