Next weeks run number 403 on the 10th Sept. will be hosted by Miss Laid, Uranus and Fat Wad.
Fat Wallet (Wad) when first came to the Hash runs Miss Laid (mislaid) his fat wallet and when later found was told to "watch your ass "(Uranus)
3 years later after wan kingly mysterious trail setting, joke telling, misdemeanors, bullshitting with serious ice sitting down downs, from all over "Mislaid Uranus Fat wad" finally met at the Nairobi hash and are holding run no 403 at the village market to celebrate Harriet Miss Laid first setting of a hash after being named at run 401. (She is the Main Hare - Boss)
Fat wad has mis managley trailed the restaurant for us (through secret hash techniques taught by dog and mismangment) which is Sherlock's Den upstairs from the main entrance at village market and has a special variety menu for hash diet for a modern today original Nairobi hasher. (What is that? cum and find out what Dog the RA has to say – Hash respect) Yes there is a smoking zone there!!!!!!!!! A all drinking zone.
Mislaid and Uranus are setting the run (walkers welcome) with a special new top secret trail setting system to be revealed at the hash. (What is that? Cum and find out what Dog the RA has to say – Wan Kingly serious hash respect)
So all those original Nairobi hashers take your walking sticks out to attend and participate with plenty of virgins (bring them) young and old who complained about location being a problem for attending a hash run (and wanted to know what it is like) as this is a promising good run.(cum and find out – give them hash respect )
Price for the run is 350 per person (inclusive of dinner). Beer is ksh100. Sodas ksh50. Wine Ksh 100.
Run starts at 5.45 pm (Rain or Shine)
ON ON!!
Miss laid (mislaid) 0722 528611
Fat Wallet (wad) 0734 434324
Uranus (Top secret and confidential – lucky if you get it)
Directions to the Sherlock's Den Pub/Restaurant at the Village market
If you do not know where Village Market is then get out of town. We don't have time giving out hash directions. (Sherlock's Den is upstairs to the main entrance to the Village Shops and Food court)