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Aberdares

@ Outdoor Africa,

ONH3 400^th run

What? Hash camping weekend (families welcome)

When? Saturday 18^th August 2007

Why? To celebrate our 400^th run!

How much? KSh 1,000 includes: free T shirt, lunch, dinner, down downs, breakfast, camp fees. Tents for rent: 2 persons tent Sh 500, 3p: Sh 750, 4p: Sh 1,000 and mats and sleeping bags at Sh 400 pp. Beers at Sh 100.

Where? Outdoor Africa (see Waterloo's map). Drive via new road (A104) to Naivasha. At the bottom of the escarpment, just before the first turn to Naivasha town, turn right towards the Aberdares (road C69). Follow directions to Aberdare N Park, West Mutubio Gate. Near Kipipiri hill you will see on the right the signboard for Outdoor Africa (see photo top left). The place has a camp site, tents for rent if you need them, showers and toilets indoors.

Program? Please strictly adhere to the following preliminary program (can be changed at any time):

1. 9:30am - 12:00am: Drive from Nairobi to Outdoor Africa. Yap on your mobile.

2. 12:00 - 3:30 pm: Register. Collect free T-shirt. Try it on, meanwhile show boobs. Have Outdoor Africa Lunch. Bask in sun. Tell old jokes. Set up tent, sleeping bag, put on shoes, show off arse muscles before putting on running shorts.

3. 3:30 - 5pm: 400^th hash: run, short cut, follow false trails, hold wet, slip in mud, check it out, shout "on-on", sing in the rain, jump over elephant dung, check titi's.

4. 5 - 7pm: take hot shower, glimpse naked hashers, change clothes, drink fluid

5. 7 - 8pm: circle around camp fire, experience down downs, tell a joke.

6. 8pm: Outdoor Africa Dinner. Sit around campfire, tell true stories, have beer & other drinks, watch moon, count stars, sing songs, feel romantic, ignore erection, warm feet on the fire, fall asleep.

7. 8am: Stop snoring and wake up wherever you fell asleep. Scratch groin. Take aspirin. Remove condom. Wipe penis on tent flap. Burp loudly to wake up others.

8. 8am - 8:30am: Hair-of-the-Dog run/walk. Complain that it is too early/cold/wet.

9. 8:30am-11am: Smell fresh coffee and toast. Have Hash Breakfast. Twice.  
Eat left-overs and ask for more.

10. Roll up your stuff, comb your hair and go back to your mammie to recover.

Who? Waterloo  is our host and will organize the runs & food.

What to forget? Extra warm clothes and hat (it can be cold), hash gear, large towel, tent, mat/mattress, sleeping bag, pharmaceuticals, torch, money, wine.

WARNING: Unfortunately there will be no sex during the run. Running in the Aberdares attracts uninvited horny male elephants, but we found no condoms for their size.