Hares: Dr. Snotty Balls and Got Man Milk
Join us for some gossip and hash at the Gossip Lounge
11340 NE Halsey St.
Portland, OR 97220
Meet at 6:30, hares off promptly 6:45.  De-erections Take I84 out of downtown
east and get off on the Halsey Exit.  Go approx 1 mile and Gossip will be on
your right.  Bring some juicy Gossip, virgins, headlamps, VDs.  Trail will be
dog friendly.

PIA and her bitch Ho-hum pavement pounding…….wm

The process of science, if you follow to the nuts and bolts – is just as interesting as history in the study of human behavior whether its pursuits are philosophical or academic. The biggest issue with science today is not with the concern the planet will be wipe out with thermo-nuke killer bombs but rather on the ill-conceived knowledge of the science of global change. Science is derived to accurately explain the fundamental of physics and other methodology based on facts that science means. Your nuts will freeze at 0°C because we can accurately estimate the behavior based on science. And yet bumble bee with no propensity to aerodynamic could fly, but that’s another story.

The science of history, not necessarily accurate, is a process as to how civilization by looking from the past changed over time by people and how they achieved it. The human thinking process is very inaccurately dynamic because the brain is the tool where all the important tools – quickly extended and acquired – are derived from that makes human as the only species capable of understanding logics until pot is smoked.

Rome for example, with an historical event than span about 2700 years to about today from its beginning was founded by Remis and Romulus. Today’s civilizations are paths of ancients because culture today is almost generalized and dominated by its own country – the language is usually the identity whereas race defined the origin. History of politics is often repeated over and over because history is dominated by the essence of human needs – prosperity through wealth. With the influence of wealth and power culture is derived and built. The ones with the power write the rules and mandated them as to how others should behave around them. There is very little science required when the Romulus, who killed his twin brother Remis for power grab, decided to build and rule Rome.

Early Rome, about 1000BC, was built around other tribes of the Sabines, Estrucans and mainly Greeks for example. This historical claimed of archeological facts was left behind because of the gods each tribe worshipped and the early Roman inspired by Greeks worshipped their many Gods Jupiter and Neptune for example. The worshipping of gods is the most potent form of tribal power much like Christian and Muslims of today. It’s an identity.

Interestingly, the women of Sabine played an important role in the rise of Roman civilization due to the facts Romulus and his sex-starved people lacked. So the Romans tried many unsuccessful ‘soft talks’ attempts to win the Sabines through intermarriage to unite with them as one community. Romulus invited the Sabines to attend the religious celebration to their god Neptune. In the middle of the ceremony all the men – as planned – abducted the women and carried them to their homes whether willingly or not – hence, the Rape of the Sabine story marked the rise of the Roman Empire. It takes a while for the Sabine men to realize what the Roman was doing when their bitches were not coming home to make dinner or patch battle wounds. A small scuffle and swordfights ensured but in the end determination prevailed the Sabine agreed the Roman should be allowed to marry their women and daughters. A tradition is born.

This matrimonial union of Roman influence is still practice today when you carry your newlywed with the ‘Just Married’ sign and sweep her off her feet into your bedroom and bang her good. Marriage is really unnecessary if she likes hashing and flashing her boobies and stuffs while you stayed home babysitting and watching porn or the ‘national sports’ because in the same token Hashers are like the early Romans – they’re horny and wife-banging desperate, if you get my drift. The boob check rings the same tone of Roman men abducting Sabine hotties hence, a practice not sanctioned by most Hash chapters except Oregon.  

The significant physics of science like rocket engineering require specific data and formula as to how rocket will behave and others where there are variables, extensive models to pin point the accuracy in reporting, e.g.; the weather patterns, climate change, throwing your hoes under the bus and predicting earthquakes so people have enough time to avoid the wakes of natural disasters.

Variables to pin point the cause of global warming cannot be accurately analyzed with models but with extensive raw data taken over several periods – long and short terms – over various point of references in the globe other than the planet’s histories and effects caused by solar an interstellar activities. This is why scientists are assigned to complex mathematical issues while college soccer coaches are only good at hitting on to commit sexual acts with minors and skanky teenage hoes.

Roger Revelle, in 1960, a notable Harvard professor who never heard the benefit of hashing becomes a mentor to Al Gore and as a powerful modern scientist initially linked carbon dioxide to the burning of fossil fuel by mankind. This alarmed the ‘green’ community sparks the impetus for global change spearheaded by vice president Al Gore, who allegedly invented the internet. In 1988, under scrutiny for accurate science Revelle announced there were not enough data to conclude the theory that carbon dioxide is the caused of global warming that he once professed, thus, is flawed. Revelle apologized to the scientific communities for raising false alarm on global warming and greenhouse gas effects. But the runaway train had left the station, and Chicken Little is left behind hysterical – like all chicken do – that the sky is falling, if you get the picture.

In 1991, Revelle died from a heart attack. That’ll happen when you don’t hash and smoke pot. Al Gore, suppressing critical evidence, already waist-deep in his own schmuck but there’s gold in them deep hole he’s in, cannot reverse on his preaching of carbon dioxide emission but, like a dog biting the hand that feeds it, hammered the final nail in the coffin, called Revelle a senile old man and never spoke of the professor or his works and refused to debate on global warming with anyone. He wrote ‘Earth In The Balance’ and ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ and made millions on speech about global warming and his junk science of fear. He will make billions more through policy-making alarmists when America using science to reverse the effect of the natural cycle of global warming which is with evidence actually cooling. In the end the newfangled Climate Research scientists – mark this – will theorize with the effect of warming the planet will eventually cool off into another period of mini Ice Age. The collusion of modern science without science here is stupid is stupider. People should just stick to buying stocks and shares.

Al Gore is not a scientist but that summation doesn’t equate anyone including him as stupid. Like smart political tactician knows that success is to maximize publicity and suppress the deniers. If you can rob people blind and beat science out in the open you are dog smart. According to science a bumble bee can’t half-ass fly but it fuck did. The moral of the story is that people and hashers are very, very stupid – that’s the most inconvenient truth.

The only answer to human stupidity is to erase the foundation of civilization of starting all over again by detonating the arsenals of nuke killers they possessed. Hence, in a quest to save the planet, Iran should proceeds with their nuke killer program.

RANTING

Score: 6.0. Dude, how much fun can you get pavement pounding around your dad’s backyard. It wasn’t such a bad start with scarce marks on true trail and eyeballs-rolling pussy check to the near end and what shit – a typical bimbo lame ass trail. A few long hash run. The good thing with a relief like a bad sex that it was over pretty quick

Cockbroker led the front pack from the start along Alberta street from the Nest sort-of a fun drinking tavern for people living in the NE on Wednesday night out and trail went east bound on the many false checks. Not a bad false at some point

Dirty Sanchez ahead the pack next again going further eastward on true trail that eventually got closer to the Wilshire Park with a beer check by a car nearby that Village Idiot or Pabst smear explained where the booty should be

Another long run from there with Barely Manbelow and Reddi Nip to another Miller stop by the water tower allowing others plenty of time to frolic at kiddie the play swing. A little drizzle ensured but with a short run to the finish

The upside – you can’t bitch that you don’t have beer and Pabst is still the world’s best beer – like saying the Beavers team are the best team but kudos to the Oregon Ducks with such kick-ass game against Arizona lately – not that I give a bimbo’s boobs for football. The downside is some bimbos should just go for a run or stay home getting laid instead of trying to prove they can make something work better than others. Mud Butt sobering up and Mammaria Warrior wisely stayed in to keep warm by the heater – what is there to do

Quotes of the week for idiots:

‘Living in the world without insight into the hidden laws of nature is like not knowing the language of the country in which one was born.’ - Hazrat Inayat Khan; spiritualist, writer

‘Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.’ Homer Simpson; American spiritualist, prophet

I am going to the Game.
Wednesday Vs Detroit 7:00
I have 2 extra tickets...Jen and Riley have a school thing.

Asking 40.00 a seat..... (They are 50.00 tickets)

If you are interested please let me know ASAP...
I am not really in the mood to do the Craigs list thing as I would
rather the tix go to a friend.

Just email me or text me at 503-309-4548 or call me at the W thing 503-685-4977

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Skinny Bitch, please email me! Thx, Slut

Kahuna Hash #189 Monday, November 16th
HARES: Twatsicle and Cums Liberally
WHEN: Meet at 6:30,Hares  off at 6:45, A to A'
WHERE: Sukis Bar and Grill  2401 SW 4th AVE
BRING: $5 hash cash,vessels, headlamp.

HAWAIIAN DRESS ENCOURAGED!!!

Slut-Trunk Monkey-Butt Trumpet Rose Garden Run Trash…….wm

Twenty years ago the Great Berlin Wall of Heartbreak separating Europe and Africa was torn down in a dramatic fashion. In all political sense, this is bad for communism because that translates to a flaw social system inherent of those of a totalitarian regime of a master and subjugated loyal subjects – people just can’t decide for themselves, they will be governed. So go thank a military veteran that part of the world is better today and donate a few gallons of blood and a liver that you don’t have to go to war because they are the ones – the few and often the forgotten – died for you that make this planet a better and safer place to live.

And whether you’re a military veteran or in the public service corps of the few owed by so many keep in mind that the US Constitution is not just a piece of paper but a sanctity to the struggle for humanity. Humans are people and without people struggling for humanity the Constitution would never formed.

Then there are the fewer still – the unknown soldiers in covet operations; Like ghosts, no history, no names, no numbers, no uniforms, no medals and no Veteran Day in memory. They’re ghost soldiers – the sacrificing few – perhaps, only classified because the arrived with survival skills, determination and loyalty they possessed, by their hash-like names. In a microcosmic relation hashing would not exist if people are mere puppets to be ruled. It doesn’t constitute that hashers for lack of forethought aren’t puppets. Don’t thank a puppet.

Germany is now considered as the greatest modernized country in the world on one simple concept of quality whether it’s quality of life and quality control of stuffs that: Information is not knowledge quoted from the American statistician Ed Deming’s Second Theorem: We are ruined by people (mostly Americans) doing their best without knowledge. There is no substitute for knowledge. Without theory there are no questions, without questions, there is no learning. The most important losses are unknowable.

Yes, they have better and well-organized hash chapters in Germany; from Ramstein Airbase for ‘expats’ to the country hash in Munich and most folks there love running, romping, keeping fit and consensual sex. In fact, Germans, somewhat condescending pricks at time because they consider themselves the great race, are the most beautiful and good looking fun people on the planet with funny accent next to the Russians and Poles with even funnier accent next to the Mongols and the Huns with even ridiculous accent next to Farticus... Mongols and the Huns are not people and neither is Farticus, you got me there.

True, Mud Butt and beer makes everything else beautiful and funny. Except for the un-consenting Arabs everybody speaks fondly of Duff’s beer they’re drinking. Yes, there are the minorities der farbige of African origins born in Germany and they like to call themselves Germans – no heads turns or stares despite the obvious slurs. They’re used to it – unlike Americans they’re tolerant. Whereas here, in America, a white person, born in Africa, and lived in the US, cannot call himself as African-American because for lack of knowledge – let alone common sense – this will upset NAACP and all ‘PC’ people of colors inviting public past time focusing on hate crime. 

Germans don’t like to talk about Chairman Mao Zedong – they have 7 millions burning reasons not to. They don’t like Mao. What was Mao thinking with his political purging of – I am not making this up – 60 to 70 millions of his own people? Great Chairman Mao has a point because by 2020 there will be 2 billion Chinese eating and pooping our gracious planet. I like Mao. It sounds like cow. I like cow. It rhymes with Mao. I eat meat. Slut Machine eats meat…not just cow meat. Slut rhymes with nut. You must think the nut is Slut. I beg not to differ. Differ sounds with prefer. I could go on and on.

Fortunately, according to the Mayans by December 21^st, 2012 – mark this on your calendar if you’re not dead yet you will – America will be wiped off the map because the magnetic pole, due to earth’s precession – this is too technical for you to grip – shifts abruptly to the equator creating giant tsunami and origami thus, causing all iphones and you twittering schmucks to stop working hence, the bitch Slut Machine can’t google her way to happy hours or make booty call around the hood and Americans and hashers without GPS for finding their way home. Cheesez crust, deal with it, this terrestrial upheaval has nothing to do with the second cumming of Son of God Jesus! This is the change you want. Are you nuts? YOU…..…ARE……..GOING……..…TO…………….…die!

WWJD now?

How do we as scientists, the exceptionally smart people, know this for a fact? Smart people don’t like long boring babbles and rambles and the spins before foreplay but like killer asteroids plunge head-on to facts. Anthropologists, rocket surgeons and scientists using sophisticated technology unearthed and translated ancient writings and petroglyphs on stone tablets, rocks and walls of ruins. Sometimes you can easily find such translation at Walmart discount store, made by the Chinese, which explained ancient people are not that stupid even though they have these profound beliefs in myths of dragons, trolls and Sasgua…Saska…Bigfoot. How come with all the technology we possessed and alleged sightings not one person ever encountered or made booty call with a live Sasq…Bigfoot ever? Look, I’m not saying Bigfoot doesn’t exist and neither would I say people and Obama who saw Elvis Presley are liars either. Look, when Elvis disappeared for good – a speculation – Bigfoot sighting in the Northwestern Pacific region put a lot of people to work – hunting Bigfoot. Speculation is the engine that drives civilization, for example, religion in the worshipping of gods and politicians who believe they are direct link to God created a lot of jobs. The best invention since sliced bread was the guillotine by a headless French named Joe Guillotin. Adolf Hitler was also fascinated with the guillotine, thus created jobs when he ordered 20 of them for economic stimulus and education purposes. Hitler is a German nut.

The ancient Mayan texts of Chilam Balam prophesied the next change for the world – the Katun cycle – the cycle of change will be in 2012. In order to appease the gods they built huge monuments like temple pyramids so their gods will spare them terrible fate. The politicians who successfully prevented the Y2K catastrophe in December 31^st, 1999, insisted the world will plunge into the Dark Ages if we don’t give them billions in money, believed the Mayans were right on the same speculation that if we don’t build wind turbines the world will meet the same fate. During the Dark Ages, the churches in Europe controlled their own states and country. They are the government – this is why they built many huge expensive beautiful churches and other monuments to god by imposing heavy taxation on the people. People feared their gods. Most people complied because – as heretics and that include hashers – Hell is not a good place to go to after you die, figure that out. Figure out the link yet – speculation: control people and make them fear what you uncovered. Then tell them to give money and or your virgin sista Trunk Monkey.

Every once in a few thousand years the planet undergo a periodic change – same requirement for a car – what we scientist term as major overhauling. This 2012 is not a crisis but an inevitable roll-of-the-dice overhauling – a doomsday – so I advice you to give me all your money and your iphones and anything that works with google such as your meat-eating slut sisters and young boys all with no use to you anyway at once for me to fund for a giant spaceship, I am not making this up, made with, yes, Chinese anti-matter warp speed technology to go to, yes, another galaxy far, far away where no man has ever gone before. The Mayan did not just disappear like most ignorant Americans led to believe – they left this doomed planet in a huge starship Ent-Er-Prise (Mayan for ‘Big Nut job’) commandeered by a brilliant Vulcan named Spock. What will it be for you, bitch.

RANTING

Score: 9.0. Direction provided to the run site – no googling or twatting required - KISS. Too long and too many beer checks in a perfect hashing environment explaining the somewhat poorly supplied of flour to mark on trail despite a slight drizzle at time. Reminiscence of Cream Jean half marathon on North Portland

Good running trail, well-coordinated with excellent false at the start and many other false to follow explaining the group are kept in close cluster also explained some bitches would just rather stand around waiting for someone to find trail

Cream Jean led pack around the Rose Garden to the first beer check by the railway track which is clever deception by the false above the steps but the run had to go uphill by reckoning so false can always get you to the trail. Pabst Smear didn’t do much till to the end and neither did Mud Butt other than he’s cute from the top going down

A long run on the track with true trail again going further uphill somewhere looping around the Aboretum with cream Jean and his gang waiting at the boob check. The  faster pack meandered to the sheltered beer check whereas if you’re smart enough short cutting is a short cut. Another clever long false while the group struggle back to find the tough true trail from there curving around the Vet Memorial as String Cheese and Alley Cat stumbled onto a trail with their last leg to the on in by the playground shelter

Good beer and enough cups to go around, overall despite a few short pussy check a good long run between checks

Quotes of the weak:

“But my point is that competitive eating is a real sport, and I considered taking it up. But when I thought about what this would mean—sitting around for hours, stuffing my face with unhealthy food—I realized it was basically the same thing as journalism.” Dave Barry –columnist

“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.” Homer Simpson

Another Cousin Fucker with Dirty Sanchez and Nutty Girl run Trash…wm

Listening is an art that disappeared abruptly after a government official is elected to represent the people, usually. After that, any disagreement pertaining to duties are irrelevant and pesky to them. You are no longer important. They decide how the world should be.

Americans had never been good listeners because they are never taught the importance in the art reasoning – they would graciously pandiculate like your skanky gang-banged sister would although respectfully at any explanation to facts and are intense to fantasies. The fundamental of logic is the blending or integrating of philosophy to theory of science, necessarily. This explained why Homer Simpson is a mind boggling success simply on the basis of promoting the consumption of donuts and beer. Homer is a true American hero.

Great scientist such as Stephen Hawking is the master theorist that everything – large; the universe and small; atoms and molecules – is interconnected by a one dimensional super-symmetric string and the conundrum that not all information is lost inside a black hole even though it is the ultimate destruction of matters over and over again in this timely universe. This explained poor dehydrated Steve has never, and he can’t even if he tries, met a woman that takes no for an answer. But put into perspective, radio wave emitted from your cell phone is one dimension – it’s there. Ghosts and zombies are fourth dimension. The Ducks team gang-banging your sister in the college locker room is the 7^th dimension for her! So, Hawking, in theory is correct and scientists in essence to science scrambled to the chalk board to work up the formulae. They always give you the impression that they have all the answer with calculus, chalks and stuffs.

This distinction leads to more dumber scientific theories for raison d'etre (French for whatever and stuffs) that there are not one but several parallel ‘multi-verse’ out there in nth dimensions spoken profoundly by some over enthusiastic scientists – like there is another you –– living the same parallel lives in several other parallel dimensions.  Astounding, so much parallels, yes! These scientists like hip hop rappers who never heard of hashing have lost their souls therefore should be led out to a landfill in Kansas and be, in parallel, shot because they are on public doles smoking pot watching Bollywood movies and not doing enough reasoning science, if you get my drift.

Any scientist telling you that you are not actually here but energy of yourself from another dimension should beyond the shadow of rational doubt be shot and beheaded immediately. In plain argument, on the other hand, since it is not really you who’s doing the shooting but of you from another dimension hence, lawyers should send their lawyers to that dimensions to prosecute your you in that dimension, you follow. Science that is made complicated is nothing more than just a bastardized bag of donut super-coated with crispy cream, so stay with me on this.

Any scientist telling you the debate on global warming is confirmed and over should be skinned with obsidian tool and left to rot in the sun. Science is never over. Al Gore, the guy who invented the internet, tells you 2000 ranking scientists, who will be made rich, agreed with him that increased carbon dioxide (but a mere tenth of a fraction) to global warming is a man made catastrophe and that the 33000 scientists who disagreed with him are wrong. Al Gore and his gang of insipid morons also believe masturbation can make you blind if you’re left-handed.

Unproven science is nothing more than the abstract from or of reality. Speculation made once of earth as the center of the universe the wrath that gave power to the church, that burned non-believers at the stakes during the Middle Ages. This was also the Dark Ages. Scientific acquisition for reasons and corroboration is foundation of truth through criticism and debate, vice versa. To debate these thoughts against the church then was profanity even the great but helpless Leonardo Da Vinci grimaced.

The process of global warming like death will happen sometime – that is good for the world. It’s a cycle, it happened before. Like solar eclipse and PMS, you just have to know the cycle and we do. Even the Aztec without the aid of computers calculated the cosmic cycle accurately. Cosmological interconnection like solar eclipse was once thought to be an omnipotent sign of an angry God Tezcatlipoca (mean: ‘we who are his Slaves’) so the depraved Aztec priests must fornicate with sacrificial virgins and then slay them by ripping out their still beating hearts and then suck it all in. Amazingly, the victims agreed to this sacrifice even by priests wearing ceremonial ice-hockey mask with a chain saw. Amazingly, I confer such practice however measured. The same can be said of mankind today as Al Gore the prophet of doom ripping off the moola from taxpayer’s lock boxes with government contracts under stipulation of federal acts from his condescending ideas agreed upon by dumberer folks of declining intellects. All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. It’s all about money, stupid.

Our government is in a continuing habit of handing out free money supposedly to make the world a better place for us not to live in. Americans folks including most hashers are slobbering, pandering idiots and gullible at most because they conceive what they believed is sugar-coating believable to most. Some people should just hang on to pot and let them live within their on recluse and perhaps invent something better for humankind. Pot led to one of the greatest invention since slice bread – taser guns and handcuffs.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. What we think, we become. Cheese’s crust, see that ironic parallel?

RANTING

Score: 5.0. For lack of direction to the start. It’s like a trail laid out by a skanky Dirty Sanchez. Boring run. Learning from only makes you and idioter. Dirty Sanchez is only good for pounding bending over. Maybe we could be better off throwing more money to the skinny flat-ass droopy-banana boobs twatty pole dancing bitch at the strip bar

With the obvious trail going upward of the ravine and five minutes to the beer check right into backyard of the Salvation Army Shelter for pregnant teenagers upsetting one pregnant women minding the place

You don’t have to be a rocket engineer to figure out the outgoing trail from there if you have a headlamp. Trail from there on yellow tape going further uphill and circle around the water tower after the next the beer check to another beer check by the water tower. From there a short scuffle into the bush and back onto pavement on Thurman with trail racing down all the way to the on-in. This is the stupidest run ever on planet earth. So, it’s either the skank or the other two guys who are the stupider of the three…your call if you think you’re smarter

Good on-in with warm bonfire at the place with who know who and friendly FNGs to hang out with but that stupid RA bitch had to abandon the circle as the pack like cockroach when you shine a light on them, when the cop showed up. The mentality of fearing the cops never surprise me one bit. If you’re stupid this is how things will be for you – always running away from your stupid self

Quotes for the stupid:

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same." Ronald Reagan 

“You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, ‘Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her soul, she was really onto something.” Homer Simpson

Meet up at 6;30pm (Happy runs from 4-7pm), Hare off at 6:45pm
Start : NEPO 42 5403 NE 42nd Ave (1/2 block South of Kiilingsworth)
Trail A-A, dog friendly, stroller friendly and Lady Magnet friendly
Bring: $5 hash cash, flashlight, ID

AMF Pro 300 Lanes
3031 SE Powell
You asked for it....you got it!! We're gonna BOWL tonight. Yes, there is a
lounge with 14 beers on tap which opens at 4:30pm!! We have lanes reserved under
PH4, (no, not Slut Machine) starting at 4:30 til 6pm, 5-6 hashers per lane. $9
for 2 games and shoes. There is also a room for people to park their bikes in if
they choose not to drive. I wont be off "W" til 6pm, but if you have any ?s call
Slut at 971-678-3682.

Trannie's Virgin Lay
Monday November 2nd
Meet up 6:30 Hares off at 6:45PM
Trannie Banannie and Brokeback Bitch.
Bring Headlamps, vessels, bitches, virgins, wigs, and low expectations.
$5 Hash Cash
Start at Concordia Ale House, Killingsworth and NE 33rd.  A to A'.

Cockbroker – Naughty girl-Shoot BDNS Pearl District Run Trash……wm

The origin of Halloween we grownup buffoons played is pagan practice celebrated by the drunken Druids among the tribes in the Celtics territories as the end of the Fall equinox but possibly just a regional harvest celebration for the coming of winter – since there’s nothing much you can do in the winter season but huddled in a tight space to keep warm, eating winter reserves and banging one another for obvious reasons or out of desperation. If television and hashing was not invented complete idleness breeds monsters among men and we’ll still be riding horses around the hood with swords and spears to pillage, pound, annihilate and rape – something us civilized bored men duly missed in this era of ignorance.

In America, pretty much like hashing this practice is acculturalized regionalism – the profane mingling of ideas and practice for no obvious reasons other than driving the neighbors of mostly Chinese insane. Since Chinese – largely thank to Confucius – are philosophically spiritualistic folks such pagan abused of Feng Shui practice abominated their culture by disrespecting the spirit of the ancestors. This belief is parallel with practices by local native tribes from historical facts of acculturation brought by Chinese some several hundreds years before European marked their presence in the Americana. Most Canadian natives – I am not making this up – are Chinese by origin and most in the southern regions other than Chinese are mixed ethnicity as if these people are being gang-banged by whoever saw them vulnerable hotties idling naked in the sun and getting plastered each spring break. Arguably…or not, taking scores of sexual desire is all men cared about and this makes women who caved in to their demands as desirable whores. I am not making that up. Nothing wrong with being a hoe, really!

This fact – you can deny as much as you want – by the way should not conclude that Chinese were de facto conquerors and war mongers – they’re not. Native Americans would not have embraced the culture of honoring the spirits of their ancestors if they were distasteful species, right? They, unlike Leif Ericson the conqueror who butchered innocent folks for fun and only bath to remove scabies, didn’t arrive at your doorstep seizing white children and turned them into zombies, right? They, the Chinese, are everywhere in this fine planet to escape from plundering warlords of their eras for the opportunity of peaceful sustainable existence elsewhere further away hence, to stigmatize Chinese as evil greedy son-of-bitches is a decapitation of virtues – shamefully and morally wrong. Yes, you should be beheaded and keeled!

So what is greed or who is greedy? Do we called the rich greedy or do we subjected the unemployed fat asses sitting on their fat asses some filing their conducts on legitimate-or-not disability and some for lacking economics-based educations or skills changing TV channel all day long whining about the inequalities to preferring for free government handouts acquiesced for the same moral ambiguity? If you work smart and hard today because you possessed acute mental faculty as a cerebral visionary thus reap riches tomorrow making billions of dollars on the simple fundamental of supplying the needs to the demand of millions, are you greedy but Bill Gates is not?

True, Chinese ain’t as charitable as Americans but that because they ain’t stupid but practical. Most…no, all Americans are narcissistic in the act of being charitable. Americans like to be on TV. They like to be loud and seen in order to legitimize their moral codes. They donated money to every political fundraising wing whether it’s for congress or other countries such as the Congo Republic and New Orleans and whatnots for no reasons other than pressure that if you don’t you’re greedy. And them ‘meth-like’ addicted bitches keep asking for more handouts because problems seemed unsolvable and your vanity of keep on giving keeps on giving and when you’re asleep they keel you and steal all your beer. This is how we created problems by solving the world’s problems with money. Money ain’t everything it’s the only thing and all things concerned need money. Money is good if it is earned. Think again, all that billions dollars economics stimulus packages Congress stole from everybody and you keep on giving…who’s getting fat and rich…you? Aren’t your foreclosed home be given back to you by now? The bankers get the money and also kept your house while you’re in debts living with you aged parents looking for work. True, you rather be hashing and smoking pot to ease your pain than using a bit of your cerebral matter.

Should pro-football players’ salaries be regulated to the same salary of a school principal? Are we gonna ban hip hop in schools and educate young nubiles the hazard of not using condoms during sex? Should the government regulate how much you can make on making a living because under communism for a socialist order being rich is wrong? What is “being successful” means? Is success a measure of personal achievements or something else relevant or less myopic to others dictates on moral values? How do you determine what is fair – is saving polar bears environment more important to your ignorance and distorted intellect of global warming or saving oppressed Afghan women and children under the threat of a perverted Islamic domination?  Does success whether war or hashing has any relevance?

Chinese don’t sit on their fat asses to elevate themselves. They grab at every opportunity if given; we can attest how good they can be at sports and science. Chinese are annoying questioners no doubt like all who questioned attributed, but that because they lived in dreaded silence and emptiness in fear of oppression almost an oblivious philosophical faux pas. Unlike Americans, they hardly whined or talked much of their pittance existence as peasants. They labored their asses off so their purposes in life ahead is not to be deliberately left out for nothing in education and of science is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance most Americans accumulates in the form of inert facts-for-moola they presented – for example, the wasteful drumbeating of the doom and gloom on global warming and greenhouse effects. They sacrificed to often diseased away into non-existence from the daily grinds most Americans had not experienced.

This is why China is such a powerful word today. Today! Holy Spaghetti!

Individualism to them is sacrosanct within its collective calculating the purpose of truth whereas we, for lack of pre-conceived conceivable understanding, can’t even delve into the categorical game of hashing and how it can be done as good game should be played. Ask yourself what will you do when you intend to participate in American Idol?

Thankfully, other than sucking up to the brilliant works of the great chairman Mao Ze Dung, Congress recognized or double sucking up the philosophical wizardry of Confucius to honor next to the moron Christopher Columbus for another school holiday – alas, the sleeping dragon awakes. Ni hao, bitches!

RANTING

Score: 7.0. Quite a ho-hum humdinger in some aspects – running around in pavement pounding down town with plenty of pussy checks and when you cross the first bridge you have this no-brainer of going back over the second bridge. Running on trail is a good thing but running off-trail increased the adrenaline flow to step up the intensity

Americans love their cheap Halloween costumes even if it has no practical use at all other than taking up space in the garage or stuffed in the basement with your grandma. This explained costumes clouded your brain because grandma never leave the house while Mud Butt is the FRB by the clever check at the start knowing exactly how the run trail progresses

A very clear ruse at the Steel Bridge and Pabst Smear bought it twice by the checks and falses to the other side of the river for the beer check while Cream Jean with the brain of a lap dog got ticketed trespassing and arguing with authorities who we feared are clowns dressed as authorities

Xtring Cheese had no costume on so that makes her eligible to run for Congress and raise octupussy…octuplet babies

And halfway, Hare Crotchna, Ali Cat and their skank of blonde zombies asking innocent bystanders and meth addicts if anyone seen a pack of loose zombies running in the town. They cummed too soon at the Pioneer Square whiles hares are too busy making a huge asses of themselves

And later back to the on-in with the appropriate fog and disco lighting much like disco with enough beer and rum and food and whatever

Whatever and stuffs

Quotes of the weak:

"In the size of the lie there is always contained a certain factor of credibility, since the great masses of the people...will more easily fall victim to a great lie than to a small one." Adolph Hitler ( auto-biography Mein Kampf)

“Don’t mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.” Homer Simpson

Does any one have Trannie Banannies contact info?

Cousin Fucker-Dildo Shaggin OHSU run Trash………wm

As much as you love hashing whatever because there’s nothing much for you in life Americans also love their exclusive sports – football, baseball and stuffs whatever. This is not to say Americans have no life whatsoever. They have plenty of money, stuffs and free time and have almost nothing intellectual to do like a game of chess whatsoever. This makes whatever and stuffs as the two most annoying non-intellectual words spoken excessively in most high school today which is exclusively an American thing and whatever.

Skanky teenage hoe: I’m bored and stuffs.

Skanky’s teenage boyfriend: Let’s build a pyramid, smoke pot, do sex and stuffs.

Skanky teenage hoe: Whatever.

This explained for lack of foresight and intuition and stuffs why global warming is an over-emphasized and ill-conceived fundamental issue while the middle of the Atlantic Ocean are covered in thousand of miles and over thirty feet thick of man made floating pollutants in very high degree of concentration of mostly deteriorated deadly plastics consumed by marine life and mermaids in the process and not one school in the world are made aware the dire consequence for our precious future so they can learn the evil of humans and whatever.

Are humans poisoning our planet’s ocean? If you ask Village Idiot, the leading local ‘environmental scientist’ this subtle question he insisted the planet should be covered and powered exclusively by wind turbines to reduce the demand for plastic whatsoever. Skepticism is essential to science. It’s how we derived truth. Let’s face it if no one had pursued in the headlines of ‘balloon boy’ or the ‘Sam Adam’s men’s room’ drama, the truth would never been unveiled. I concur that all humans except the Chinese are evil, whatever, period.

The important question is; if baseball is a sport per se and whatever, then why are schools, starting from 5^th grade and whatever are playing softballs instead? Soft derived from the early Germanic word pussy:

German arm-wrestling Nazi guy drinking Heineken: No bollocks ja, Sie sind ein Pussy, ja! Ha, ha, ha, ha….

Softie softball player: Soccer is for pussy, herr fotze… ha, ha, ha.

Fortze is a specific reference to a blonde skank’s genital when spoken the person – for efficacy – place both palms of the hands by his crotch and making a thrusting fornicating-like movement of his hip whatever. Depends on how you laugh, it’s not the best way to make friends with ice hockey fans, foreigners and whatever. Of course, it worsens the situation if you giggle like a skanky hoe this will erupt into a brawl making sport such as European soccer game not the soccer per se more interesting to watch second to Quebecan ice hockey, not the ice hockey game per se, you follow.

No, this is not war per se. There are good wars and there are bad wars. George W. Bush’s wars were bad because good people like the Talibans – because they have different set of values don’t means they’re evil – die. If Osama Obama’s war is bad then you’re a racist if you’re white and you hate his war and stuffs. It’s a war of necessity like Mao’s Cultural Revolution – killing is necessary if you don’t have life insurance or lawyers whatever. Ask a Farticus-like Farticus. Wake up, bitches.

According to Mao Tse Tung – the Mother Teresa of the Chinese greatest leader and role model and stuffs – in order to win a war you must speak softly and carry a big stick confronting your enemy. Ask a Chinese, I am not making that up…not by a long stick. No wait, that Franklin Roosevelt’s words during the Great Depression. Franklin is no Mother Teresa and neither is Hugo Chavez whatever.

Mao is not a warmonger unlike George W. Bush, but a philosopher, a revolutionist insisting that power grows out from the barrel of a gun and an active revolution writer, almost a God…like Obama and whatever. If thirty two millions and more Chinese peasants had understood what Mao’s idealism was during the Cultural Revolution they would be alive today sacrificing their times on their hands and knees in the paddy fields…but no, they insisted on individual rights and capitalism to better their livelihood – like Americans – in pursuits of happiness and starved and whatever. Aren’t you filled with envy and frustration that 3% of Chinese today because of Mao’s Marxists ideology are proudly driving Bimmers and Benz and enjoying expensive dinners of their favorite shark fins and stuffs because they saved lives from shark attacks besides they can and dumping plastics into the oceans in the process for others to clean up while Americans are being forced and whatever to drive electric golf carts for a camping trip they can’t afford adding debts on credit card and plastics stuffs? Democracy is demonstratively flawed. Aren’t you glad our government finally accepted Mao’s philosophy to be used for our everyday activities like works, sex and softballs whatever?

Hashing is much like that here in Oregon – very Maoistic. You are not required to have the mental disposition exceeds those of a qumquat. Individualism is flawed and what you learned in school likewise flawed. It is wrong to express profligacy by saying you want to be a doctor. There is no ‘me’ in teamwork. You flash your boobs to everybody. You must be saying, “We, the people of the Disunited State of Communist Chinamerica pledged to extrapolate our pool of resources to help the community at the behest of our great leader Chairman Mao and Obama.”…with that frisky high-pitch clanking of pots and pans accent and stuffs, of course! Jolly good, of course.

Eh, whatever.

RANTING

Score: 8.0. Not a bad running trail despites some foibles and the usual quirks practiced by the mindless half-mind passed on from idiotic bimbos to idiots. No direction to the run site, plenty to park and the usual Fall weather

OHSU has always provided the best run site near the metro with many unchartered varying terrain ideal for running trails waiting to be discovered and rediscovered

String Cheese was nowhere the FRBs but Cockbroker and his gangbanging gang of idiots bound uphill as usual to the first beer check probably the dumbest beer check of all beer check and an unnecessary skirmish in the bush when a path is available

Of course, Whiskey Dick eventually realized not all true trails are worth the effort and you can always utilized common sense to move forward – a rare disposition among Oregonian

Trails meandered around the dark wooded park into the hospital’s many road and parking and upward for another beer check somewhere in the Marquam Hill. Some false were ain’t worth to be called a false at all at ten paces or less – a ho-hum bimbo style of laying trails. Some good false but it’s either this way or that way. Without headlamps it ain’t worth the effort trying to stay on trail but Village Idiot visibly enjoyed huddled in pre-Halloween mood among bimbos for comfort

A good single file long run on the path in the Park into another check with true trail unnecessarily trashing off-path close to the on-in

Pretty excellent open on-in with hot food off the grille by Cream Jean and the usual Portland Brew which Butt Mud rarely failed to deliver

Quotes for the weak:

"In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Hare: Skinny Bitch
Local Music Spotlight Hash #2 (bring your skin flute)
Meet at 6:30, hare off at 6;45. Bring $5 hash cash, vessel, headlamp.
Start: U-Park Parking lot under West end of the Hawthorne Bridge
On on on: Club 915 @ 915 SW 2 Ave Featured Artist from 7-8:30, Keegan Smith and
the Fam (http://keegansmith.com/) 9-12:30am. Happy Hour ends at 9pm.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

To all,

      Got Man Milk and I are going to do a couple of activities tomorrow.  We
were going to go to the corn maze on Sauvie Island and then we are going to see
the Rocky Horror picture show at the Clinton theater.  Let me know if you are
interested. 503-516-0955

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I know it's bullshit and probably a fad, but the kahuna hash is on twitter.  I
will post the hash location every week as soon as I see it on the yahoo groups
and you can get it as a text message on your phone.  Just go to
www.twitter.com/pdxkahunahash and you can see the next hash location.  This is
helpful if you don't have time to check the groups and just want a text message
sent.  You have to sign up for twitter to get the text message, or you can just
go to the website listed above from any computer or smartphone.  I have already
tweeted the hash for tomorrow.

Snotty

Tool Box-Hot Buns in Laurelhurst Run Trash…….wm

“All forms of life seek strength and knowledge.” – wm.

School was once a place for the pursuit of studies of philosophies, sciences and human developments. It was an enduring place of aspiration and inspirations for people young and old driven by self-determination to be part of a developed society.

For the young, school is a step of developmental studies whether it’s for achieving intellectualism or for collecting scores like science and sports and the aspects of all studies are to overcome the mental and physical limitations each of us possessed. All forms of life seek strength and knowledge. This factor is the genesis in evolution that intertwined exponentially as its knowledge increases it gain considerable strength. Hence, the adage; the strength in winning a war is knowing your enemies, is logical whether the enemy is a virus, a serial killer or Al Qaeda jihadists. To neutralize them – I prefer the word kill – you have to know what, when, why and how they operate and function.

The swine flu viruses have the strength to decimate several species with the knowledge it possessed to withhold the balance of nature that it can mutate quickly and kill its hosts swiftly. The victims lacking the knowledge of defense are overcame and perished. The war of nature is between light and dark, ignorant and knowledge. We killed others so we live. The alchemy of life is a food chain of the big and strong that eat the small and weak usually in that order.

Today, albeit a civilized society the limitation of knowledge alone is a wall separating between the haves and the have-nots. We know without knowledge we don’t have expertise to perform a set task. In order for you to wear comfortable attire for instance, someone with the skill will have to make it. Thus, desires for comforts breed resourcefulness led to the inventions and discoveries of many human needs as we see today. The knowledge into applied technology in machines gives us a lot of free time for comforts by performing task most humans would find near impossible to do. We are far healthier today than life was 1000 years ago – here’s a clue; folks would prefer death than going to the dentist then.

Imagine, as a single mom and the sole breadwinner making a living flipping hamburgers 9 to 5, and what it’s like doing laundry for a family of four with only your bare hands. Imagine what it is like coming home – the toilet seat is up and the doo-doo is regularly not flushed. You’re tired and crabby and you yelled out helplessly to let your tiny lord of the flies tribe it’s not so hard to flush the toilet and one potty mouth junior would replied, “You’re already there why don’t you flush it!” Ever wonder why our society is so incompetence and dysfunctional today?

Time is slow motion when you’re in agony.

Lacking common sense is a common limitation of knowledge when you don’t have the strength to establish responsibility and procure civility within your own order. The absolute dynamics of ignorance is a servitude to slavery that leads to chaos. Imagine, for example or not, what will happen when a sharp eyes pilot ignores the tiny hairline crack on the wing of his jumbo jet and you fly habitually? Even the most ignorance person has priority concern for his own life. Of course, you don’t go telling the airline company if anybody is aware that there could be a crack on the wing and they won’t yell back telling you to check it yourself. Of course! It’s absolute idealism – the subject of human consciousness with the objective ability to account for the world around them – awareness.

If only we apply the same principle of foresight when electing a President, there is not one presidential candidate today qualified to be president. Politicians have no virtues whatsoever. There is no virtue in self-interest.

Human Resources of a company looked at a candidate’s résumé applying for a job to establish the three important factors: qualification, competency and compatibility for a position. Just because you have a PhD doesn’t mean you are competent to lead. President is elected because he is liked and decisively favored – doesn’t matter if he doesn’t have the résumé of a CEO or a manager. The need of a private company is for its employees to make intellectual decisions and reasonable skills to produce. Ever wonder why the first thing visitors entering any Intel Corp. building is advised where the emergency exits are?

The needs of a president of a government are for people to be less intellectual and cerebral than he is to rule and govern absolutely. The need for power is absolute for those who have power. A republic, a country for the people, of the people and by the people is a setback to dictatorship. Dictators prefer to keep people in the dark so without knowledge life is dark. Sometimes herding some people in the dark keeps society from self-inflicted harm because they are too ignorant and incompetent to deal with reality. Life is full of ironies. 

Imagine how wonderful life is when you break the wall of ignorance and become the master of your own destiny earning the highest degree in medicine or science with speaking fees to make millions and be awarded the Nobel Peace price working on the theory on global warming perhaps – what comfort fame and fortunes bring, isn’t it? You pay maids to do the housekeeping in your mansion, demand time to be with your family, buy toys for them to play with and be healthy instead of involving with chores and be dispossessed. You earned it and you deserved it – the price of knowledge and the strength you possessed from it. Time is fleeting when you have so much fun.

You don’t have to achieve that far up to be an absolute knowledgeable but you have to choose between going back to learning or to be a pothead big dick rock star. Everybody wants to be a rock star. Big dick, big boobs are good and money brings happiness. If anyone says money can’t bring you happiness, show me a woman who said she is so unhappy she has too much money and I find you a man that he’s happy with no money at all living a full life living off the dumpsters.

Nobody ever said of becoming a scholar. Sure, fame makes you richer and you get to bang a lot hot chicks all day, dudes. There’s some reality to it and I was thinking, “Dude, that would be awesome be famous like Gene Simmons that everybody kiss my ass and suck my…!”

You don’t have to break the metaphoric ceiling to be competent or rich. Life is not an order of one thing – it’s of many things. In a socialist fascist communist (I don’t think you even know the frame of these words) society you work for the government and you do everything they tell you to do – no choice, they push your buttons. In a reasonable republic society life is so diverse because there are choices – you can be a cartoonist, an artist, a fiction-character writer, a scholar, a bridge engineer or a teacher, a triathlon Ironman or a rock climber and a therapist all at the same time and live the humble life of a happy monk and that knowledge and product of your life are just as good and noble for sharing.

Dispossession of knowledge is far greater threat to mankind than the dispossession of materialism.

RANTING

Score: 9.0.

Good clear markings and pavement pounding trails despite a short sudden downpour – try running in the wet darkness. Not too short and not too long hashing time. Lacking running trail – too many short checks – one block to the next block is a check. Typical of bimbo’s checks, a few clever false here and there and some false are spotted right by the check. Why bother have a false right by the check. Why bother rob a bank if you’re not stealthy – the element of surprise. Now, compare the difference in style why it was a lot fun running last week running trail on Cream Jean’s near half marathon

Typically, bimbos have better eyesight and that keep String Cheese, looking really fit from all that cycling, leading the pack from the start despite getting screwed by a few false trails to the beer check and to another short running trail to another beer check at the small Oregon Park. From there a quick run back to Laurelhurst Park for the somewhat grand on-in. Ever wonder why some people take priority when dealing with a group – attention to all details in making their birthday party a success – good hot food, good wine and beer and a comfortable place to hang out? You’d think anyone can establish the same competency to details while laying trail for a group

Worm Hole provided some helping hand to pitch the shelter just in case it rains while hashing doesn’t interest him and Cum Magnet after a long hibernation decided to flap her wings gauging if she can fly again with the swarm regularly and Alley Cat enjoys carrying laptop and just hanging out and Hash Bum always pops out from nowhere to the on-in just like the Park Caretaker decided to kick the group out from there – every Park requires a permit if you want to hang out past their bedtime

Quotes of the weak:

Hare: Banana Condom

Start: 45th Street Bar and Grill
4511 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale Hwy, Portland, OR 97221
(503) 246-7061
Map: http://tiny.cc/Beaver73

Time: 6:30, hare away at 7:00
Trail: A-A'

Bring: $5, headlamp, new shoes, "Get Out of Jail Free" card, sensual massage
oils, natural male enhancements.

Not stroller friendly. Dogs probably okay.

These dates are open to hare for Mondays:
November 16
November 23
November 30
December 7
December 14
December 28
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