I remember when I was but a lad, basketball was called a non-contact sport, and football was a contact sport.  At some point along the way, some wise person changed the definition to more closely match reality: basketball became a contact sport, while football was classified as a collision sport.  

Me thinks we are about 12 months of further recession away from a full-on “Rollerball*” ultimate match with limited substitution, no rules, and chants of Jonathan…Jonathan…Jonathan…Jonathan!

Happy 4^th of July!!  If you have any of those cool guns that shoot fireballs, let’s go torch some trees at sunrise*.

[*The original with James Caan – if you haven’t seen it, the afore-referenced video suitably captures the tone].