> I attacked and took over two countries.
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury. > > I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history >(not easy!). > > I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed >in > any 12 month period. > > I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the >stock market. > > I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. > > In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days >on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, >but I did). > > After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I >presided over the worst security failure in US history. > > I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any >president in US history. > > In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost >their jobs. > > I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than >any other president in US history. > > I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a >12-month period. > > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions >than any president in US history. > > I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any >president, since the advent of TV. > > I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution >than any other US president in history. > > I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and >refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. > > I cut health care benefits for war veterans. > > I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to >simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million >people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the >history of mankind. > > I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US >history. > > I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of >any in US history. > > Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US >history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a >Chevron oil tanker named after her.) > > I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of >the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. > > I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any >market in any country in the history of the world. > > I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND >military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the >will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the >international community. > > I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in >the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland >Security"(only one letter away from BS). > > I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending >increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was >tough to beat, but I did it!!). > > I am the first president in US history to compel the United >Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. > > I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations >remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. > > I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of >congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US >history. > >I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. > > I withdrew from the World Court of Law. > > I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by >default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. > > I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations >election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. > > I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate >campaign donations. > > The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one >of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate >bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron >Corporation). > > I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in >US history. > > I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under >attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) > > I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow >government. > > I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less >than a year made the US the most resented country in the world >(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). > > I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the >people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to >world peace and stability. > > I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded >government contracts. > > I set the all-time record for the number of administration >appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments >in corporations bidding for gov't contracts. > > I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans >than any other president in US history. > > I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in >less than two years turned every single economic category heading >straight down. > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk >driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not >available). > > I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military >during time of war. > > I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about >drug use. > > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited >away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for >public view. > > All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or >bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public >view. > > All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I >served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public >view. > > Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended >regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable >for public review. > > GEORGE W. BUSH The White House, Washington, DC > > (Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 >election. > Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be >reminded > about this record.) Get McAfee virus scanning and cleaning of incoming attachments. Get Hotmail Extra Storage!