Coming off the heels of an exciting NWF: Cybermania this past Saturday, the Nittany Wrestling Federation will hold a second free-per-view event in back-to-back weeks this Saturday, February 17! "Pain State University" will take place in the White Building on the campus of Penn State Univeristy on February 17 at 8 PM. Once again admission is 100% FREE!

There is sure to be plenty of fallout from Cybermania at Pain State this Saturday. NWF officials have announced that the following matches will take place:

* NWF Tag Team Championships: Los Hermanos Fumar (c) vs. "Saints Of Sycho" (Saint Patrick and Kasey Koresh)

* The Feature Presenation vs "IWF's" Kevin Knight

* NWF University Park Championship: Fumar has once again regained the UP Title. At Cybermania Fumar seemingly lost the belt, but a bogus Fumar was pinned and Referee Tom made an errant three count. After his lawyers threatened legal actions against the NWF, Fumar was re-instated as the champion.

* GI Johnny Graham vs Rob Noxious

* NWF Champion "Too Phat" Yutzak Arafat will take on the winners of the three singles matches in a "Four Corners Match" for the NWF Title!

Plus...
* The mysterious masked man has sent word to the NWF that he will be in attendance! What does he have planned for "Pain State?" Will we finally find out the identity of this individual?

* The former Fumarcita will speak for the first time since her debut!

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Dirty Works Report (2/15/01)
by Big Dirty

ALL ABOARD!! It's the Crazy Train aka The Big Dirty Express and I'm back to bring you all the news, rumors, and results circulating in the NWF. So let's get this thing started!

Okay, so for weeks now we've been hyping up this big CYBERMANIA event, and, well, let me tell you something...it did NOT disappoint. This was one of the best shows in recent memory as we crowned THREE new champions, and saw a few other bizarre matches on the side.

Kidd Krazy lived up to his name in his brutal matchup with Rob Noxious. Noxious dominated the better half of this one using his size and strength to tear Krazy apart, but the Kidd showed tenacity and a lot of guts when he used a suicide moonsault of the top rope to the outside, hitting both Rob Noxious and Rob's manager, and essentially taking over the match from there. Kidd Krazy picked up the 1-2-3 pin, and a lot respect in this one.

Tha Damned came out next and spoke to the crowd, stating that they have been beating people's asses all up and down the coast and they had held the NWF Tag Titles for a long time. They continued on saying that it didn't matter who the fans chose as their opponents because they would beat their asses too and remain champions. It was then revealed that they would be facing Fumar Dos and Fumar Tres, accompanied by the lovely Fumarcita! This was a back and forth kind of match, but then ANOTHER Fumar emerged to help out his amigos. Amidst the confusion, Referee Tom was distracted thus allowing the 3rd team member to interfere and Los Hermanos Fumar to pick up the victory and the Tag Team Titles! Tha Damned didn't know what hit them!

Bax was impressive in his second match in the NWF giving The Beater all he could handle. Officials within the NWF have openly stated that they expect great things out of this talented young competitor and yours truly believes he could be in the University Park Title hunt in no time!

Speaking of the University Park Title, Rapid Fire Maldonado and Fumar squared off next with this title on the line. Fumar used quickness and some aerial moves to his advantage, but Rapid Fire's size and power kept Fumar grounded for the most part. Towards the end of the match, the "Fumar Crew" came to ringside and tried to help out their compadre, but it ended up backfiring and Rapid Fire pinned the wrong Fumar for the win! Referee Tom didn't know the difference and Rapid Fire is the new University Park Champion! After the match, the original Fumar was stunned and there were heated words exchanged a tense staredown between Maldonado and the "Fumar Crew." Just when it seemed all hell was about to break loose, it didn't. Guess we'll have to wait until Pain State to see where this one goes.

Finally, after forfeiting his title earlier in the night, Yutzak Arafat returned in dramatic fashion to fight Tommy Golden, revealing that he is more than healed from the lead pipe incident a month ago. Sahara Sarah came out to make it seem like SHE was going to fight Golden, but it was really just a ploy and Arafat attacked him after that. The match was going back and forth until the masked man appeared again! It looked like it might be a repeat of last month, but Fumarcita gave the masked man a low blow and slapped Tommy Golden allowing Too Phat to slap on the submission and get the victory! He celebrated in the ring with Sahara Sarah and Fumarcita as the show came to a close.

But the questions remain! Who is the masked man, and why is he helping Tommy Golden? What will the NWF do about it's multiplying Fumar problem? Is Arafat more vulnerable now that he's NWF Champion again? And when will Shawn Storm be back to address "his shot"? Hopefully, all these and more will be answered this Saturday night at Pain State! So tell your friends and bring your grandmother! Saturday, Feb. 17th at 8PM in the White Building, we'll see more surprises and powerslams, and hopefully get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all.

See you Saturday!
Big Dirty

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