Nittany Wrestling Federation presents...
Penn State Playoff
Saturday, October 14, 2000
8:30 PM - White Building, Penn State campus
FREE ADMISSION

Results Courtesy of: http://www.empusa.net/nwf

BACKSTORY
NWF Champion Yutzak Arafat, angry at the happenings of the NWF's last
event fifteen days prior, challenged the man who turned his back on
him, the man formerly known as "Kevin Smith" to a match at "Playoff."
Arafat had specially recruited "Smith" along with Shawn Storm to join
him in his battle against the Rutgers Revolution. The three had spent
the entire summer training together, and Arafat genuinely felt a bond
of friendship with "Smith." However when a green-masked man nailed
him with a metal sheet and nearly cost him the title at "Chaos," and
that man later turned out to be "Kevin Smith," Arafat was stunned.

A gloating "Smith" revealed his actual wrestling name, "Simply
Astonishing" Kevin KanEvil, Thursday night to a live radio audience
on NWF's "Over the Top Rope Wrestling," which can be heard weekly
on "The Lion" WKPS 90.7 FM in State College. KanEvil displayed a
surprising amount of cockiness for a man who had only wrestled one
NWF match and taunted the champion, threatening to use nail Arafat
once again with the sheet of metal at "Playoff."


PLAYOFF
"Penn State Playoff" began with one of the co-hosts of NWF "Over the
Top Rope Radio" Dave Citro entering the ring. Citro recapped what
happened at the last show, when in one of the most unforgettable
moments in NWF history occurred as Mr. Wendal won $5000 a week for
life from a scratch-off game. In an instant, Mr. Wendal went from a
sorry, down-on-his-luck bum, to unbelievable riches. Citro said
tonight he would like to bring Mr. Wendal out to talk about what kind
of changes have occurred in his life since winning the lottery.


MR. WENDAL INTERVIEW
The fan's anticipated hearing Arrested Development's "Mr. Wendal" but
instead were shocked to hear Ted Dibiase's old
"Million Dollar Man" music hit over the PA instead. They were even
more shocked when Mr. Wendal emerged from the back wearing a black
suit and clean white dress shirt and tie. Upon entering the ring, a
puzzled Citro told Wendal, "You're not Ted Dibiase," to which Mr.
Wendal inexplicably pushed Citro and ordered him out of the ring.

Wendal then proceeded to recount the hardships of his life up until
that fateful moment when he won the win-for-life game. He had never
had a dime to his name…with the exception of the one he
panhandled.
And now he has everything a man could want, money, power, and of
course fame. Wendal talked about how money changes people, "it
changes people for the better," he said. "Those who have it, have
power and security, and those who don't are just a bunch of money-
grubbing peasants that will never amount to anything…much like
each
and every college student in this room."

"From now on it will not be me who is begging for money, but the
other way around. When I had nothing, all you spoiled college
students treated me like garbage, no one ever cared about me, and you
were to busy drinking and trying to be cool just so that you could be
accepted. This will no longer take place as long as Million Dollar
Wendal is around. From now the NWF will serve as an example of how
students should behave. There will be no more violence, no more
commotion, and certainly no more fun, for each and every one of you
freeloaders who come here show in and show out, and do not respect
the beatings that these wrestlers go through for your selfish non-
appreciative enjoyment.

"And for those individuals who say that money can't buy happiness,
screw you, you must be broke!

"From this day forward everybody's got a price for Million Dollar
Wendal."

By this time, the fans of the NWF were booing Wendal profusely and he
called out the challenger for the NWF Title later that night, Kevin
KanEvil, with the Rutgers Revolution's Fumar right behind him.
KanEvil came to the ring and shook hands with Wendal, and he too
badmouthed the fans and also the NWF Champion, his opponent and one-
time friend, Yutzak Arafat.

Kevin explained his actions of fifteen days prior when he nailed
Arafat with a metal sheet and nearly cost him the NWF title as
follows: "While only being here for a few months, I have already
noticed the fact that I am no longer a person. I am only a number,
just another buck that will go towards making the higher-up's here
happy. Perhaps my tuition is going to go to getting more parking
meters so that they can screw us students out of more money, or
perhaps pay for these employees here who are power hungry to take
another vacation. Well I am sick of it. And I have decided to do
something about it!

"With Million Dollar Wendal as my backer, my real friends whom you
will know about, and some assistance from the Rutgers Revolution,
this team now known as Risk Management, will take over the NWF. The
days of having fun, and doing what you want are over here in the NWF,
and it begins here tonight with your precious Penn State
Champion 'Too Phat Yutzak Arafat.'"

"Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica kicked in over the PA as "Too
Phat" Yutzak Arafat came out to ringside and grabbed the stick. "I
think I speak for everyone in here, when I make this simple
request…
shut the hell up. You tools come out here and whine, and complain
like a bunch of sorostitutes that just got shot down.

"So Mr. Wendal wins a few dollars and all of a sudden thinks he runs
roughshod over everyone and can tell everyone what to do..this coming
from a guy who makes right guard make a left turn!

"See Kevin, you want to come out here and be a hypocrite after all
that Too Phat has done for you. Well that's fine, tonight you will be
made an example of. Tonight, I will not only do it for Penn State who
you have insulted, I will not only do it for these fans who you have
insulted, but I will do it for everyone who has ever had to put up
with a snotty, repulsive, punk like you.

"So in case you forgotten just exactly where we are Kevin, let me
remind you… We are… Penn State."

Arafat left ringside, and so did the new stable of "Risk Management"
and we were set for Match #1!


RUTGERS vs. PSU: JOHN BALSAMO (w/Super Sausage Dino) vs. SHAWN STORM
In a battle of Rutgers vs. Penn State, newly anointed Rutgers
Revolution member John Balsamo faced Penn Stater Shawn Storm. Balsamo
became a member of the Revolution after winning a "Rutgers Pledge
Match" against Kid Crazy at the last show in controversial fashion,
getting outside interference from Revolution member Fumar. Meanwhile
Storm made his debut at "Campus Chaos" as one of the men that NWF
Champion Yutzak Arafat recruited to be part of his Penn State Team.
Storm's first match was a tough loss to Fumar, so he was looking to
get his first NWF victory with this match. The match finally came to
a conclusion when Balsamo tried a top-rope bodyblock on Storm, but
Storm countered it and got Balsamo for the 1-2-3 to earn his first
NWF win.


MIND & MATTER INTERVIEW
The self-proclaimed NWF Tag Team Champions, Don Juan Desanto and Dr.
Heresy, came to the ring unannounced and recapped how they claimed
the belts at the last NWF event when "The Damned" failed to show up.
Their scheduled opponents tonight, "Elements of Suicide," who were
trained by "The Damned," came out to the ring and interrupted their
spiel. They said revenge will be sweet when they win the tag titles
tonight for their friends "The Damned."

However, Dr. Heresy interrupted "Elements of Suicide" and he and
Desanto told them that because they had never even wrestled in the
NWF before, they would have to prove themselves as worthy contenders
by each fighting in singles matches before they got their shot at the
gold. "Elements of Suicide" agreed to the challenge and we were set
for Match #2.


FUMAR vs. CINNA (1/2 of Elements of Suicide)
Before the match began, Fumar told the fans that he was now a three-
time University Park Champion, thanks to Mr. Wendal, and pulled up
his shirt to reveal the belt around his waist! Everyone was in shock,
and as of right now the NWF website is not sure what exactly
transpired and why Fumar is now in possession of the University Park
Title. Afterall, the legitimate champion is "LiveWire" Dave Desire,
who is recovering from a broken collarbone that he suffered in April.
How did Fumar come into possession of the belt? We'll try to find
that out, and hopefully we'll have some clarification about that on
NWF "Over the Top Rope Radio" this Thursday at 6:30 PM on WKPS 90.7
FM in State College, PA. The show will also be available for download
on the NWF website.

During the match, Cinna and Fumar were locked in a back-and-forth
struggle. The tide turned when suddenly Desanto and Heresy came to
ringside. Desanto and Fumar distracted referee Dr. Tom Kennedy as his
partner Heresy entered the ring and executed a flatliner on Cinna.
Fumar was then able to get the easy 1-2-3, as "Elements of Suicide"
lost their first challenge match.


JOHN BALSAMO (w/Super Sausage Dino) vs. ONYX (1/2 of Elements of
Suicide)
Balsamo avenged his loss from earlier in the night against Onyx as
once again Desanto and Heresy played a part in the outcome of this
match. While Balsamo's manager Super Sausage Dino distracted Referee
Tom, both men attacked Onyx. By the time "Mind & Matter" were through
with him, Balsamo got an easy pinfall.

But "Mind & Matter" were not through as they continued to attack Onyx
after the bell, causing his partner Cinna to try and come to his
rescue. But it was to no avail, as "Mind & Matter" attacked him as
well. Both men were laid out in the ring, and after "Mind & Matter"
vacated ringside, "Elements of Suicide" limped back to the dressing
room as well.


NWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
"Million Dollar" Wendal's music suddenly began to play, and he made
his way to the ring once more. Mr. Wendal told the fans that tonight
Risk Management would capture not only the NWF title, but they
already were in possession of the tag team titles, and introduced the
Dr. Heresy and Don Juan Desanto as the newest members of his growing
stable. Desanto and Heresy told "Elements of Suicide" that they were
fighting champions, and that even though Cinna and Onyx lost their
matches, they would give them a title shot anyway.

Onyx and Cinna then made their way out to the ring, both men limping
noticeably from the beating they had just received from Desanto and
Heresy. Onyx says that perhaps they are not worthy of a tag shot
after all. That maybe Mind and Matter is the greatest tag team of all
time, or maybe he's absolutely wrong because they have never defeated
their opponents tonight… "The Damned!"

"The Damned" weren't even supposed to be there, but sure enough their
music hit, and Draven and Mad Dog came storming to ringside, much to
the surprise of everyone. Desanto and Heresy, as well as Million
Dollar Wendal, had looks of panic on their faces as the rightful tag
team champions entered the ring and the match began to crown the
undisputed tag champs.

This was a hot match as Mad Dog and Draven were in top form against
Heresy and Desanto. But "Mind & Matter" had an unfair edge
as "Million Dollar" Wendal remained at ringside and made his presence
felt, interfering for his employees whenever possible. Soon with the
interference of Wendal, Heresy and Desanto began to isolate Draven on
their side of the ring, preventing him from tagging in a fresh Mad
Dog. This went on for what seemed like an eternity, but finally
Draven was able to start the momentum going back his way, and he
cleaned up on both members of "Mind & Matter" before tagging in Mad
Dog. Mad Dog was like a bull in a china shop, demolishing both Heresy
and Desanto. Mad Dog and Draven double-teamed their opponents, with
Mad Dog slingshotting Draven into the corner, sandwiching Desanto, at
one point. However, just as "The Damned" were attempting their
finisher, Wendal distracted Referee Tom and Desanto entered the ring
and nailed Mad Dog in the back of the head with a folding chair,
knocking him out. Heresy executed a flatliner onto Mad Dog for good
measure, and "Mind & Matter" cheated their way to becoming the
undisputed NWF Tag Team Champions, much to the dismay of everyone.


NWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP:
CHAMPION "TOO PHAT" YUTZAK ARAFAT vs. CHALLENGER "SIMPLY ASTONISHING"
KEVIN KANEVIL (w/Mr. Wendal)
This contest between former friends, Arafat and KanEvil, was made
a "No Disqualification match" by orders of NWF Commissioner Samu
earlier in the week, and it did not take long for these two men to go
right at each other. The early parts of the match were a great mat-
wrestling exhibition, featuring many close pinfalls. Arafat had
numerous chances to end the match, but Fumar, who along with Wendal
were both at ringside, interfered liberally against Arafat, breaking
up all of his pin attempts on KanEvil. Although unfair, Referee Tom
was powerless to stop Fumar from sticking his nose into the match, as
it was perfectly within the rules of the no-DQ match.

Finally Arafat bulldogged KanEvil on the outside, and "Mind & Matter"
came running down to the ring. They tried to attack Arafat, but he
nailed them both with Camel Kicks. However it was not long before
they got back to their feet, at which point "The Damned" came running
down to the ring and a full-scale brawl erupted. "The Damned"
and "Mind & Matter" beat the hell out of each other, as Desanto was
the un-willing recipient of getting his face scraped against the
vents in the White Building.

Amidst all of the pandemonium, Arafat and KanEvil had disappeared and
then reappeared brawling on the second level balcony. They was a
flurry of punches being thrown by both men, and then KanEvil
attempted to throw Arafat off of the balcony down to the floor, but
Arafat prevented it. Arafat then wound up and nailed KanEvil with a
discuss punch that sent him falling off of the balcony down at least
twelve feet to the arena floor below!

The fans erupted and Arafat then stood arms spread out still on top
of the balcony soaking in the cheers. He then took to the air,
leaping off, and delivering an elbow to a prone KanEvil below!

Both men lay motionless on the ground for a few minutes as the fans
chanted "NWF! NWF! NWF!" repeatedly.

Finally Arafat dragged KanEvil back into the ring, and finished him
off with "Da Bomb" as he retained his NWF Heavyweight Title and the
fans went home happy.

Clearly this had to have been one of the top 5 matches in NWF
history, and those that saw it will long remember the incredible fall
that KanEvil took, the devastating elbow Arafat delivered, and what
value they both hold the NWF Title to put their bodies and careers on
the line for it.

The next NWF show will be held on Saturday, November 4th, and it is
entitled "NWF: Riot 2000." It will be held in the White Building, and
bell time is 8:30 PM. The NWF has scheduled the final events of the
fall semester on November 18th. As always, admission will be 100%
FREE to all events.

You can stay up-to-date with the latest happenings in the NWF by
listening to "Over the Top Rope Wrestling" which can be heard on "The
Lion" WKPS 90.7 FM in State College every Thursday between 6:30-7 PM.
This show is also available on the internet in RealAudio at
http://www.empusa.net/nwf. Alexander the Great, AJ Acosta, and Citro
bring you news and commentary on the Nittany Wrestling Federation,
the Monday Night wars, Smackdown, and more! Also, you never know what
NWF superstars or special guests will appear on "OTTR!"

For full details of Penn State Playoff and pictures later this week,
visit the NWF website! http://www.empusa.net/nwf