Nittany Wrestling Federation presents...
Campus Chaos 3: Triple Threat
Friday, September 29, 2000
8:30 PM - White Building, Penn State campus
FREE ADMISSION

RESULTS Courtesy of: http://www.empusa.net/nwf

The first NWF show for the fall semester began with an announcement
from ring announcer Dr. Dave Parry concerning the triangle match for
the NWF Title. One of the scheduled participants, "Zero Gravity"
Mason Cage, would be unable to wrestle tonight due to "personal
matters." The match, which also included NWF Champion "Too Phat"
Yutzak Arafat and "Supreme" Lee Great, would now feature a new
participant to take Cage's place and to be announced during the show.

After Dr. Dave left he ring, "Supreme" Lee Great came out in a shiny
silver robe and talked about how after years of hard work he had made
it to the Nittany Wrestling Federation, and how finally some justice
will occur tonight, as he will become the first deserving NWF
champion the promotion ever had. He talked degradingly about how the
current champion Arafat actually cares about the fans, and how he has
school spirit and represents everything that Penn State stands for,
and just how much all of that makes him want to puke. Tonight, Lee
promised, a new era will be born as the time had now come for all the
fans to worship the Supreme One.

As Great was about to leave the ring, another man made his way to the
ring in a suit, and he introduced himself as Gino Giovanni. Giovanni
declared that he was the third participant in the title match later
that night, and how the only era that was going to be born tonight
was the Gorgeous era. He declared he would not only defeat Supreme,
but would crush Penn State's pro wrestling icon: Yutzak Arafat. Gino
insulted the crowd, and the two challengers for the NWF title looked
on the verge of an all-out brawl as Fumar's music hit over the PA.

Fumar and Rutgers Pledge Match participants John Balsamo and Kid
Krazy entered the ring. Fumar discussed the Rutgers Pledge and also
made another offer. The man who could take the belt off of Arafat
tonight, would also be allowed membership into the Revolution.
Supreme thanked Fumar for the offer, and then he turned to Gino and
told him that he'd walk out of the NWF tonight, just like he walked
in, a Loser. Another fight ensued between Gino and Lee, but the
Revolution broke it up as now Arafat's music hits, and Arafat appears
with Shawn Storm and Kevin Smith.

Thursday night on the NWF's Over the Top Rope Wrestling Radio Show,
which can be heard on "The Lion" 90.7 FM in State College, both Storm
and Smith were introduced as the men who would be watching Arafat's
back from now. Just like Arafat, they were Penn State students, and
they would finally help him even the odds against his long-time
rivals, The Revolution.

Arafat told Rutgers and his opponents that he intended to keep the
belt tonight, and as he concluded with "We are… Penn State," the
Revolution and Giovanni and Great tried to attack, Team Penn State.
Arafat, Storm, and Smith, cleared the ring and the other wrestlers
retreated back to the locker room.


RUTGERS PLEDGE MATCH: John Balsamo vs. Kid Krazy
The first match saw Rutgers Revolution member Fumar at ringside
observing the action as both Krazy and Balsamo wanted badly to join
the Revolution. Balsamo seemed to dominate most of the early going in
the match wearing Krazy down with submission holds, but Krazy was
able to turn the tide with the fans' support. Krazy unleashed some
offense of his own, executing ascending moonsaults from the
turnbuckles, amongst other high-risk moves. He threw Balsamo out of
the ring to the outside, and as Balsamo stepped up onto the ring
apron to re-enter the ring, Krazy hooked him up for a suplex over the
ropes and into the ring. However, Fumar grabbed Krazy's feet while he
was executing the move, allowing Balsamo to fall on top of Krazy.
Referee Tom Kennedy counted the three as Fumar continued to hold onto
Krazy's feet, and Balsamo was your winner and new member of the
Rutgers Revolution.

RUTGERS vs. PSU: Fumar vs. Shawn Storm
Penn State pro wrestler Shawn Storm was making his NWF debut against
one of the top NWF veterans and one of the leaders of the Revolution,
Fumar. The match was hard-fought with both men giving it their all.
At one point the two men battled outside of the ring and Fumar
slammed Storm down onto an exposed part of the arena floor. Fumar
then proceeded to remove the rest of the padding in the area and
attempted to slam Storm again, but it was Storm who countered and
Fumar fell with a sickening thud against the exposed surface. The
action proceeded back into the ring, and Fumar had Storm spread out
in the center. He then climbed the top rope and got tremendous height
on a legdrop that should have finished off Storm right then and
there. But Storm fought back and nailed Fumar with a bridging back
suplex and Referee Tom began to count as both men had their shoulders
down. Fumar was able to get his shoulder up just before the three
count, and he was declared the winner of the match, much to the
dismay of Storm. Fumar taunted Storm after the match, but Storm said
that he'd get his revenge on Fumar.

NWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
The next match was supposed to be between NWF Tag Team Champions "The
Damned" and newcomers to the NWF, "Touch of Reality." However
when "The Damned" were announced, it was "Dancing" Don Juan Desanto
who made his way to the ring instead, carrying one of the NWF tag
title belts. He explained that "The Damned" had run into
transportation problems, and after berating the crowd and the Penn
State Women's Fencing team who were on hand, he then explained the
scenario of why he was holding one of the NWF tag title belts. Back
in April at the last NWF show, Don Juan had substituted for an
injured Draven and helped Mad Dog retain the NWF title belts. He then
said that because of that, he should be one half of the tag
champions.

He also then said, that he should get to pick his partner who would
be the other half of the champions. Desanto welcomed back his long-
time partner Dr. Heresy to the NWF, much to the surprise of everyone.
Heresy had been forced into retirement due to suffering a series of
concussions last year. Heresy then ripped into the fans for not
sending him any "get well" cards or caring about his forced
retirement.

Both Desanto and Heresy, known together as "Mind & Matter" then
called out the Damned's scheduled opponents, "Touch of Reality." The
team, who is comprised of Jim The Messenger and Bob Steele, weighed
in at a combined 614 pounds, and they were joined at ringside by the
lovely Lana. Upon seeing their opponents, "Mind & Matter" were
wondering aloud how they got themselves into this match.

The match was a showcase for the power and the shear strength
of "Touch of Reality." Desanto, who himself weighs in at over 300
pounds, was lifted with ease by each member of "Touch of Reality."
Was it not for the double-teaming and other tactics such as
distracting the referee on multiple occasions, the match would not
have lasted as long as it did. But "Mind & Matter" were able to keep
themselves in the match and get in some offense of their own,
included in which was Desanto's patented knee drop. The match ended
though in a win for "Touch of Reality" by disqualification as Dr.
Heresy nailed one of his opponents with the NWF Tag Team Title belt.
Jim the Messenger and Bob Steele were furious at the way they won the
match and took it to Desanto and Heresy, clearing them out of the
ring. Even though they didn't win the titles, it was a successful
debut for "Touch of Reality" as they celebrated in the ring with Lana
and then made their exit. Heresy and Desanto, meanwhile, will live to
fight another day, and one would think that the rightful tag
champions "The Damned" would be in their future.

MR. WENDAL INTERVIEW
Next we had a special interview with the 1999-2000 NWF Manager of the
Year, and local resident panhandler, Mr. Wendal. Citro, from "NWF
Over the Top Rope Radio," conducted the interview. He asked Wendal
about some of his fondest memories about being in the NWF, and also
about how what kinds of interesting things he had gotten over the
last year from panhandling to NWF fans. Wendal replied that he had
gotten "a half eaten hot dog once, some fat chick offered me a piece
of puntang pie, but even I wouldn't eat that coming from her. And
just today I got this "win for life" ticket from some dude, but when
I tried to use it as a meal point they wouldn't accept it."

Citro told Wendal that it wasn't a meal ticket that he had but a game
piece lottery ticket and that he had to scratch off the card to
reveal if he had won any money. Ecstatic, Wendal scratched off the
game piece and then looked despairingly at the card and said, "Man
this sucks, I didn't win any money, I just got life, which is what my
parents always told me I was gonna get, and what's' worse is I got
three of them."

After Citro explained that Wendal had won $5000 dollars a week for
life, an excited Wendal did a cartwheel and declared that he
was "headed down to McLanahans to buy some new cardboard boxes for
the addition to my new home!"

RUTGERS vs. PSU: "As Seen on TV" Joe Rules vs. Kevin Smith
The second wrestler Arafat had chosen to watch his back, Kevin Smith
made his way to the ring first. As the Penn State student awaited his
opponent, Fumar came down to the ring with John Balsamo. Fumar,
pointing to Rules' new valet who was already at ringside, explained
that Joe was in the back, and that the "Sixty Minute Man" was just
lacing up his boots. Someone in the crowd remarked, "more like 60
seconds!" to which Kevin Smith added, "I think you are giving him 58
seconds on that one!"

When Rules finally arrived to the ring, he berated the crowd for
taunting his new valet before he and Smith finally locked up.
The "Most-Hated NWF Wrestler," as voted by you the fans last year,
pulled out every submission hold that he knew. Things were looking
bad for Smith, but he fought back. Towards the end of the match Kid
Krazy came to ringside and distracted Rules. Smith seized the
opportunity and sneaked up behind Rules, executing a roll-up and was
able to get the 1-2-3, much to the delight of the fans. Rules was
furious but Fumar, who had remained at ringside throughout the match,
stopped him from attacking Smith. Instead Fumar exited the ring and
talked to Smith briefly before he left the ring.

NWF TITLE MATCH: "Too Phat" Yutzak Arafat vs. "Gorgeous" Gino
Giovanni vs. "Supreme" Lee Great
Finally it was time for the main event, and what a main event it was.
The NWF Title was on the line, and it was a triple threat match. No
tags were needed, as all three men were in the ring at the same time.
The winner would be the man to score the first pinfall.

The match saw a lot of near-falls as each man at any moment could
have been the NWF Champion. Also throughout the match, there seemed
to be a loose agreement between Giovanni and Great to work together
against Arafat. While most of the time this was the case, there were
many times when this partnership broke down and the two would go at
each other. If it had been a case of needing two pinfalls to win the
match, their strategy would have worked, but since it was sudden-
death, each man saw the wisdom of going it alone.

Towards the end of the match, Arafat began to gain the momentum. He
executed a suplex onto Gino that knocked Referee Tom down and also
knocked "Supreme" Lee Great to the outside. Arafat then locked in the
Allah leg lock onto Gino, and he began to tap out. But, the ref was
still down. Enter a masked man in green tights who came out of the
crowd and nailed Arafat with a cookie sheet, knocking him to the mat.
Great re-entered the ring and covered Arafat, and got a long 2 count
before Arafat somehow kicked out. Gino and "Supreme" began to brawl,
and Supreme got sent to the apron where he stun gunned Gino on the
top rope. Gino then walked into the waiting arms of Arafat, who
nailed him with the Sitar DDT for the 3 count and to retain the NWF
title.

The masked man, who had stayed at ringside to watch the ending of the
match, was irate at Arafat snatching victory from the jaws of defeat,
and he began to leave but Shawn Storm came out and threw him back
into the ring. Arafat ripped off his mask, revealing none other than
the man who he had brought in to join his Penn State team, Kevin
Smith! Arafat was shocked and furious and he hit the turncoat Kevin
Smith with Da Bomb before leaving the ring with Shawn Storm.

The next NWF show will be held on Saturday, October 14, and it is
entitled "Penn State Playoff." It will be held in the White Building,
and bell time is 8:30 PM. Events are also scheduled for November 4th
and 18th. As always, admission will be 100% FREE.

You can stay up-to-date with the latest happening in the NWF by
listening to "Monday Night Mayhem" every Monday night between 7-8 PM
on WEHR Cable Channel 21. For those who do not live on
campus, "Mayhem" will also be streamed LIVE over the internet in
RealAudio at the NWF website http://www.empusa.net/nwf. Besides the
latest NWF news, the show will feature previews for Raw and Nitro,
and recaps of Big 3 Pay-Per-Views.

Also don't forget about "Over the Top Rope Wrestling" which can be
heard on "The Lion" WKPS 90.7 FM in State College every Thursday
between 6:30-7 PM. This show is also available on the internet in
RealAudio at http://www.empusa.net/nwf. Alexander the Great, Citro,
and company bring you news and commentary on the Nittany Wrestling
Federation, the Monday Night wars, Smackdown, and more! Because most
of the NWF shows are on Friday or Saturday, "OTTR" will be your last
word about details and matches.

For full details of Campus Chaos and other upcoming shows, as well as
pictures from Campus Chaos, please visit the NWF website!
http://www.empusa.net/nwf