>
> The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this
> all down
>
> Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit,
> it's pretty good.)
> We always hear 'the rules'
> From the female side ...Now here are the rules from the
> male side.
> These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered
> '1 ' ON PURPOSE!
>
> 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet
> seat. You're a big
> girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need
> it down.You don't
> hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday
> sports It's like the
> full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1. Crying
> is blackmail.1.
> Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
> hints do not
> work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not
> work!Just say it!1. Yes
> and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> question.1. Come to
> us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
> That's what we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. Anything we
> said 6 months ago
> is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments
> become Null and void
> after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably
> are.Don't ask us.1.
> If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
> the ways makes
> you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either
> ask us to do
> something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you
> already know
> best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever poss
> ible, Please say
> whatever you have to say during commercials..1. Christopher
> Columbus did NOT
> need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16
> colors, like
> Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit,
> not A color.
> Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1.
> If it itches, it
> will be scratched..We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong
> and you say
> 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We
> know you are lying, but it
> is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you
> don't want an
> answer to, E xpect an answer you don't want to hear.1.
> When we have to go
> somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
> 1. Don't ask us
> what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as
> baseball or motor sports1. You have enough clothes.1. You
> have too many
> shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1. Thank you for
> reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did
> you know men
> really don't mind that? It's like camping.Pass this
> to as many men as you
> can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as
> you can - to give
> them a bigger laugh
>
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