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Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:15:22 -0800
From: beckytipton2003@...
Subject: Fwd: FW: Best Headlines
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Subject: FW: Best Headlines
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:09:08 -0600
From: LeAnne.Cantrell@...
To: slamdance@...; beckytipton2003@...; dfhinton@...; janayed@...; JLPratt@...; ldjanz@...; lhoenke@...; lmhinton@...; alexissm@...; wmillspaugh@...; lrathbun@...

 

 

 

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE WERE ACTUAL NEWPAPER HEADLINES????

 

 

 

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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone to whom you want to bring a smile (Maybe even a chuckle).
We all need a good laugh, keep laughing it will keep you young...

 

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