I am a good person, non smoker, kind to the heart and just down right not bad to look at. I am 6'2" about 165 lbs. I have a good job and spend as much free...
Mistak An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon." The Accountant...
Expiry Date Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...?? Husband...
Reading Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast, ...
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one...
Girl and Clerk conversation Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How...
Pathan in Hotel A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.The manager comes...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee,...
Pathan in Hotel A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.The manager comes...
Sardar & Pathan ek sardar nay ek pathan ke beti ka rishta managa pathan nay us ko bohut maara maar khaa ker sardar uthaa kapray jhaar ker bola "phir khan sahab...
Ladies first Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher :...
wait for the Teachers A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near the college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully!Don’t kill the...
Party Crashers Party Crashers It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure...
A Memon (Pakistani) A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group. Arab rewards him with a mercedez. Few days later arab again needed the blood, Memon...
Salesman A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could ask, the...
Stay Santa: If I die, will you remarry? Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister. ...
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?""A month." "Why did you wait so long to...
That same stupid guy called again The Burnt EarsOne day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what hadhappened to his ears as both ears...
Memon A memon getup in the morning and saw his wife died He runs towards the kitchen where his daughter preparing the breakfast He hug his daughter and said...
Memon A memon getup in the morning and saw his wife died He runs towards the kitchen where his daughter preparing the breakfast He hug his daughter and said...
That same stupid guy called again The Burnt EarsOne day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what hadhappened to his ears as both ears...
That same stupid guy called again The Burnt EarsOne day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what hadhappened to his ears as both ears...
