A man calls into the police station and says,

"My wife is missing."The officer asks,

"How long has she been gone?""A month."

"Why did you wait so long to report it?"

"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream,

then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."
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Santa: If I die, will you remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will you remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
 
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