you won't get much of ride report outta me (what happens on the porn
ride should stay on the porn ride!), but i did want to thank Martin
for planning an excellent walk/ride with a little something for
everyone. thanks to our sponsors, thanks and kudos to our post-ride
performers, and most of all, thanks to everyone who came on the porn
ride! ;)

much love,
lauren


On Fri, Feb 20, 2009 at 11:41 PM, Martin Hazard <martrain73@...> wrote:
> Join the Midnight Marauders as we honor St. Valentine's Day with our
> inaugural Porn Ride. On this snowy February evening we aim to warm the
> cockles of your heart with a tour of Chicago adult themed businesses. We
> will be starting at "Light The Night" Chicago Critical Mass Art Show at
> the Flat Iron building 1579 N. Milwaukee Ave. Next on our wild Chicago
> erotic adventure we will visit several sponsoring "adult themed"
> businesses. Currently on board are The Pink Monkey Gentleman's club,
> Batteries Not Included Wicker Park, and Wildflowers Lingerie, which will
> be raffling off 30 vibrating cock rings. But the fun doesn't stop there!
> The night will then heat up at an after party at a TBD location with a
> variety of bike-centric adult entertainment. We will have a limited
> number of the first ever Midnight Marauders T-shirts, available for $10
> each.
> The ride this month will have an earlier than normal departure time of
> 9:30, so don't be late!
> With any luck we will figure out what a hearts cockles are.
> Questions- *773-885-0900*
> Martin