two of your very favorite marauders, myself and greg "dirt in the
face" davies, have put in hours behind the handlebars planning a route
for tomorrow's critical mass. come out and ride it with us!

we've even made beer-acquisition easy for you by marking a few
"refueling" stops on the map. and really, how can you say no to a map
that was partially planned during a midnight marauders ride? (let's
hear it for vicky's and their mariachi band!)

one important note: BRING YOUR PILLOWS. we expect to encounter a major
pillow fight en route, so arm yourselves to the... uh, viking helmets.

there might even be a super-secret caucasian*-drinking after-party at
my house; ask me for details. if you don't know who i am, it sucks to
be you! but look for a bike with green spoke lights that make a
biohazard sign. it'll be hard to miss.

love, and sorry for calling you bitches; it was just to get your attention,
lauren the shiny**

*caucasian as in "white russian," not "i am a huge racist." i would
have done white russian (en-dash) drinking, but i don't know how to
make that particular punctuation in gmail. alas. oh, and i might even
have soymilk, if any of you prefer vegan white russians.

**following in jimmie the saint's example, i think we should all
append titles to our first names.