Welcome to The Magoanine Hash House Harriers Group - The Intelligent Hash.

Unlike other Hash kennels the Magoanine Hash is a drinking club without a running problem!

The Magoanine Hash avoids the time wasting part of hashing (running) by ensuring that every member at every "run" is a hare. Thus there is no need to run around as there is nobody chasing you and so everybody can just sit around drinking, eating and generally enjoying the life. The Intelligent Hash!

The typical Magoanine Hasher is usually found at Maputo Hash House Harrier events after the circle on Saturday, at Bring and Brais, at the TGIF on Friday, at the Aeroclube on Wednesday evening and at other social events that promote drinking and eating. Some are also known to turn up at the Matola Hash once a month.

Coming events of the Magoanine Hash have been predicted by Sperm Bank for many years but it will only be on the 02.09.2006 when his imagination becomes a reality. Do not miss being there at the birth of the Intelligent Hash.

Since the Magoanine Hash does not run there are no run fees. So it is strictly BYOB, BYOF and BYOP. Anybody can organise a Magoanine "run" and if they want they can play at being the Magoanine Hash Master or RA or whatever takes their fancy - no need to form your own Hash!

There is no Magoanine Mismanagement and the only requirement to organise a "run" is to be a member of this group and to announce it through the group. The "run" must be open to all members of the Magoanine Hash.

Magoanine Hash merchandising to be launched soon will include Centurion Shirts, I survived 1,000 runs with the Magoanine Hash shirts and whatever else anybody can dream up and sell.

For and on behalf of The Magoanine Hash