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Re: [Longboard Lounge] Frequently Asked Questions   Message List  
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Re: [Longboard Lounge] Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of board does Allah ride?;) I'm guessing
it's gotta be a 6 footer,,,maybe a fat-boy??")
--- Burn Bosco Burn <harddaddyrock@...> wrote:
> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>
> THANK YOU
>
> THAT WAS SWEET!
>
> B
> --- A F <aviaks@...> wrote:
> > So does he ride a pool deck or a pintail?
> >
> > --- tony <tony22@...> wrote:
> > > FAQ about Islam
> > > (Frequently Asked Questions)
> > > Who is Allah?
> > > Allah means God. It is a personal name, which
> Allah
> > > calls Himself in the Koran. That is where we get
> it.
> > > It can also be found in an Aramaic copy of the
> > > Bible, and even Christian Arabs say Allah.
> > > Who is Jesus to us?
> > > Jesus peace be upon Him is a true prophet. Sent
> by
> > > Allah like Moses, Abraham, Lot, Noah, Jonah,
> Joseph
> > > …etc.
> > > Who were Jesus's parents?
> > > Jesus is the son of Virgin Mary, and he had no
> > > father. Allah created Jesus.
> > > Can Jesus, or Mohammed peace be upon them be
> > > worshipped?
> > > No, Allah does not accept that a cow, a person,
> an
> > > angel, a prophet, a stone, or anything be
> worshipped
> > > in place of him, or even along with Him. Worship
> > > must be to Allah the creator of them.
> > > Is Allah the same as what Christians call the
> > > father?
> > > Allah is the creator who Jesus worshipped. He is
> the
> > > Creator who spoke to Moses, and split the sea
> for
> > > Moses, and his followers. That is Allah. But
> Allah
> > > tells us: "Say Allah is one, He is Perfect, He
> has
> > > never begotten, nor was He begott, and there is
> no
> > > one equal to Him".
> > > Is there a trinity in Islam?
> > > No. Allah is perfect.
> > > Do we believe that Allah created the heavens and
> > > earth in 6 days?
> > > Yes, but He did not rest on the seventh day,
> because
> > > He did not get tired. Allah is perfect He does
> not
> > > get tired, nor does He sleep, eat, go to the
> > > bathroom, feel pain, or die for that matter.
> > > Can we see Allah?
> > > Allah is not like the sun. Anyone can see the
> Sun.
> > > But Allah is the most beautiful. Nothing is as
> > > beautiful as Allah. Actually looking at Allah is
> the
> > > greatest pleasure of the people in Pradise. This
> > > pleasure Allah does not give anyone but the
> > > believers. So no one will see Allah before he
> dies.
> > > Does Allah see us?
> > > Allah sees us, and knows everything about us. He
> > > knows us better than we know ourselves. There is
> not
> > > a leaf on a tree that blows away, or stays in
> its
> > > place except that He knows it. There is not a
> dry
> > > spot, nor a wet spot, nor a grain in the depths
> of
> > > the earth except that Allah knows it.
> > > Do we have free will?
> > > Yes, of course. Allah does not punish us for
> > > something we did not do on our own. But at the
> same
> > > time, our will is not inspire of Allah's will.
> We
> > > cannot do anything if Allah will not allow it.
> In
> > > other words nothing goes on in Allah's kingdom
> > > without His will.
> > > Did Allah create Evil?
> > > Yes, Allah created the good, and the bad.
> Whatever
> > > bad happens to us is due to our sins. We sin and
> > > Allah pardons much of what we do; however, when
> > > something bad happens to us it is our fault, and
> we
> > > are to blame. Bad things that happen to a person
> are
> > > a chance for that person to reflect, and ask:
> ”Why
> > > is this happening to me?” A chance for a person
> to
> > > return from his sin, and obey, and worship
> Allah.
> > > Do bad things happen to the believers (good
> people)?
> > > Yes, they do. But they appear bad to the
> believers
> > > cause they are things people don't like. Who
> likes
> > > breaking a leg? However, when a bad thing
> happens to
> > > a believer this believer is patient. He praises
> > > Allah in all circumstances. He knows Allah does
> not
> > > decree something unless it is for his own good.
> > > But how can breaking a leg are good for a
> beleiver?
> > > Because it is a chance for the believer to think
> > > about what he did wrong.
> > > Also because Allah forgives much of what we do,
> but
> > > those things we are not forgiven, they are
> forgiven
> > > due to our patience when we are struck by a
> > > calamity. Allah gives us better reward when a
> > > problem strikes us on earth if we are patient.
> This
> > > reward can be on earth, and it can be in Heaven.
> > > Does Allah hear my prayers?
> > > Yes.
> > > Does Allah answer my prayers?
> > > We know that Allah answers all the prayers of
> the
> > > believers. This can be in 4 ways:
> > > 1- Get what we are asking for!
> > > 2- Get something as good or better!
> > > 3- We get spared something bad that would have
> > > happened otherwise.
> > > 4- We get rewarded on the day of Judgment with a
> > > much greater reward than what we were asking for
> on
> > > earth.
> > > When does Allah not answer our prayers?
> > > * When it is bad for us!
> > > * When we ask, but not from our heart!
> > > * When we say: I asked and asked and He did not
> > > answer.
> > > * When we eat, drink, and wear unlawful, food,
> and
> > > clothes, and property that wa earned either
> through
> > > interest from the bank, or that was stolen, or
> if
> > > the food was pork, or the like.
> > > What can I ask of Allah?
> > > Any thing but don't ask Him to do things like
> make
> > > you a prophet. Cause He has already said that
> there
> > > will be no more prophets.
> > > You can ask Allah for guidance. Meaning you can
> ask
> > > Him to show you the correct religion.
> > > Who are my best friends?
> > > Your best friends are the ones that care where
> you
> > > go after you are dead. This is like the
> prophets.
> > > They cared that we go to heaven, even if it
> meant
> > > some hardship on earth.
> > > Who is my worst enemy?
> > > That would be the devils, whether they are human
> > > devils (evil people), or Jinn devils (like
> Iblis)
> > > The Arabic word for a devil is Shaytan (similar
> to
> > > Satan). Satan wants us all to go to hell. He
> wants
> > > us to be bad on earth, even if we get rich, or
> do
> > > lots of wrong things that we appear to enjoy, he
> > > does not mind that. But he wants to make sure we
> > > don't go to heaven.
> > > What is it that keeps us from entering Heaven?
> > > Worship of anyone other than Allah is the
> greatest
> > > sin. It is called shirk, and this is not
> forgiven
> > > except through repentance.
> > > Where is Allah?
> > > Allah is the highest. He is high above ALL of
> His
> > > creation. He is ascended upon a Throne, which is
> > > greater than the heavens, and the Earth. Much
> much
> > > much greater than the heavens and the earth. So
> much
>
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Mar 12, 2004
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LOL! Too funny. This guy is busy. He's hit about every Yahoo group I belong to in the last few weeks....
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha THANK YOU THAT WAS SWEET! B...
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